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[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

I'm no Canadian passport connoisseur but when were they red? My old one from 10 years ago is blue so I'm not sure what that's about?

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

They are, but only if you're a diplomat

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The White Power Ranger one is badass.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Ah ok that makes sense

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I was wondering, if it's perhaps relatively common between nations for passports to be red, but from some very quick image searching that doesn't really seem to be the case:

  • US blue
  • UK blue
  • France red
  • Germany red
  • Spain red
  • India blue
  • China red
  • Brazil blue
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

And thank god it changed back. Of all the issues in my life, having to look at a red passport once every few months affected me so much that you can't even imagine the hardship. That and something about wonky bananas that I've been told was a massive problem that's only going to be fixed if I vote for that party which definitely represents me as I can have a beer with it's leader. I'm guessing he'll buy the round given his wealth that the woke London elite keep trying to take but he's stood up to them

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

You probably left the EU or something.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

WHAT IS THIS? A PASSPORT FOR BLUE WHALES??

[–] Goldmage263 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They somehow never watched Idiocracy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That clip is from Zoolander though

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

At that size of a passport, in an international emergency, you could use your passport as a shelter or flotation device .... is it also bullet proof?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The U.S. bulletproof model was proposed for school children. Sadly, Republicans successfully fought against it, because it "Would give the kids an unfair advantage over the school shooters."

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It doubles as a riot shield, just in case.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 9 points 2 weeks ago

I'm case you have a layover in US?

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why blue? White with red trimming would be nicer.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Iirc, you can only choose red, blue, black, and green. Maybe other colors are possible, but not preferred (I can see a white passport looking pretty rough after a couple years, if you’re a heavy traveler). No idea why they wouldn’t stick with red though.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

You can see the text on the front of them for what they are for. Blue are regular passports for casual travel. Red are diplomatic passports for high ranking officials. Green are special passports for senators, MPs or government workers on official business. White temporary passports are usually issued abroad where a Canadian citizen has an urgent requirement to travel but doesn't have a passport for whatever reason.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They are correct. That is way too big.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Also not new. Mine already looks like this one.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

You can’t see the forest for the r’s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

i think 2 Rs would be a mistake, 3 or more intentional

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I made a mistake initially but you know, mistakes are just happy little accidents

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

we're almost up to a fiverest

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You guyses don't think that might be a bit large for travel /s

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

I gotta say, it's the perfect size for huge trips!

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