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[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 minutes ago

Don't forget about π

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 minutes ago

Somebody gave me this clock…I just need the time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 24 minutes ago

Clocks should use 24h format. AM/PM is completely useless.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 hours ago

Goddamn metric time

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Why the 'IIII' insted of 'IV'?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 40 minutes ago (1 children)

Prevents confusion between the four and the six: III, IV, V, VI, when the watch is not held perfectly vertically for viewing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 minutes ago

Actually very common in watches with roman numbers iirc

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

i'm pretty sure that IV is a modern typographic thing

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 3 minutes ago)

I've also heard that, because in Latin IV is the beginning of "IVPPITER" (Jupiter), there’s a theory that people avoided using "IV" as to not “disrespect” the god’s name. 🤷‍♀️

Also, on a 12 hour clock, 3 sets of four, e.g.:

  • I, II, III, IIII
  • V, VI, VII, VIII
  • IX, X, XI, XII

looks clean af I guess.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Don't listen to OP's bullshit.

They work for big clock. They're trying to convince you 12 hour clock is useless so they can sell you double the clock.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

Look at this guy, only one clock. I keep two analog clocks in each room, the AM 12-11, and PM 12-11. The way it was meant to be.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

IIRC they counted the bones in their fingers using their thumb and that gives 12. The first sundial was around the equator and there is always light for half a day, so half a day becomes 12 hours.

To count large numbers often one hand was used to count using 5 fingers and the other to count the bones, so you get 5x12 for 60 minutes.

[–] WolfLink 18 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

AIUI there was an aspect in the divisibility of the numbers being convenient.

12 is divisible by 2, 3, 4, and 6. 60 is divisible by 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 10, 12, 15, 20, and 30.

10 is divisible by 2 and 5. 100 is divisible by 2, 4, 5, 10, 20, 25, and 50.

If you want to minimize dealing with fractions, 12 and 60 are far more convenient than 10 and 100.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

That's an interesting thought, but I believe it to simply be a coincidence.

The base 12 counting being based on counting the division of your fingers is historically verified, but if the division aspect was so compelling to them you'd expect it to carry forward into their writing system.

By the time you get cuneiform math though, they actually go back to base 10.

https://images.app.goo.gl/9GR6VEiT7GHYF3KaA

As you can see base 12 is not in the written system, or for written mathematics. It just was convenient for counting on their hands.

They used mixes of base 10/base 12 and base 60.

Base 10 would be used go determine the symbols for a specific "digit" in base 60.

So similar to how our 13 is 1 ten and 3 ones, their 13 was the symbol for 10 then 3 symbols for 1. 13 = 𒌋𒁹𒁹𒁹 But 73 would be written 𒁹 𒌋𒁹𒁹𒁹

Which would be interpreted as 1 sixty and 13 ones, or 60 + 13

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

When I become dictator of the world, this will be the new time unit: https://metric-time.com/

The year will also have 13 months: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar

The year will be 12025: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocene_calendar

Because these things just make more sense. You will thank me after a few generations, because habits are hard to change.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 27 minutes ago

If you make the 13th month a holiday with no work, you have my support .

[–] [email protected] 1 points 48 minutes ago

Team 13-month-calendar assemble!

I haven't done enough digging on metric time, but if it's implemented as a UTC/global time I can get behind that. I'm sick of timezones and DST.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

Gift from ancient Mesopotamia. Mesopotamians love 12 & base 60. They also liked 7. Those numbers recur in their mythology.

Americans have a weird fixation with 💯. Where Americans might use percentages, I've seen Japanese plot values in [0, 1] (ie, pure proportions).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

A lot of people white knighting clocks in this thread

[–] ryedaft 10 points 4 hours ago

If you want to be mad about time then I'd like to introduce you to a little thing I like to call the Gregorian calendar.

[–] [email protected] 68 points 7 hours ago

At least our hours are the same length regardless of latitude now, so let's be grateful for that.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (9 children)

Days start at 0h, not 12h

It can't start at 12 hours if there are 24 segments.

And keep your letters out of it too.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

Days start at 0h, not 12h

Show me where is the zero here?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

The AM/PM bullshit:

AM: 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11

Then the same for PM. Who counts like that? Whats after 12? 1! What?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

People who lived before the invention of zero counted like that!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I have no idea if that's true but I believe it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The idea of zero being a number rather than the absence of a number took a very long time to settle on. There’s a whole history book on the topic!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 34 minutes ago

I listened to an audiobook about the history of zero years ago (can’t remember the name, might be that one). I thought it would be dull enough to fall asleep to.

It was not.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

The galaxy-brained group known as "Z~12~ + 1". "What if we did modular arithmetic but one-indexed."

Edit: Actually, wait, it's worse: zero-indexing but we represent the zero element in Z~n~ as 'n'. Kill it with fire.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I only recently learned the etymology of the word: "second"

Its name comes from being the "second" division of the hour, with the minute being the first.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I honestly hate this.

It's like bad world building for some throwaway fiction story.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

I'll see you in 5 firsts, 2 seconds and 7 thirds.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

Zero zeros?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Sundials.

Now if you want to get really pissed, the magnetic North Pole is actually the South Pole of the Earth’s magnetic field. We call it the North Pole because the north side of a magnet points to it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Don't tell them about positive/negative electron movement.

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