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[–] [email protected] 129 points 4 days ago

Landlords should be banned

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Landlords: You may not have pets. You may not paint this property, or put up paintings, posters, or hang a TV. This property is pristine and all damages must be paid for.

Also landlords:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Mr. Bean actually put painstaking effort into protecting everything that shouldn’t be painted, such as the doorknob. This landlord probably just decided to let the occupants chisel free whatever outlets/thermostats/windows/doors they needed. Then later considered the chiseling as damage

[–] [email protected] 86 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I feel like some of them just put a big bucket of paint in the middle of a room, put a stick of dynamite in, close the door and leave.

[–] ThePantser 39 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 days ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 days ago

Not very successful

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago

came here to say that. Love the silhouette of the guy reaching for his hat.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 days ago (1 children)

"I painted over your outlets with leaded paint. Anway because I think I did such a great job ill increase your rent but since im feeling generous I'll only raise it by 40%"

-Average landleach

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"I may have bough the paint anf all with money I got from your rent but trust me it would be so hard to pay for the paint and all if not for me"

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

Had a landlord paint the inside of my bathtub with white latex paint. Did you know that latex paint is slippery as fuck when wet? Because I fucking do now. I literally bought adhesive grip tape for the bottom of my tub/shower. By the end of my stay ~15 months later, nearly all the paint was chipped away from repeatedly being blasted with hot water and stepped on, revealing the years of hard water limescaling they were trying to cover up. Why fix it when you can cover it and create a serious safety hazard? But of course I had to scrub every spec of every surface before I left or lose my entire deposit.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

You forgot to mention the part where you'd take a bath and come out with all the paint flakes sticking to you.

Had the exact same experience

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

And sometimes the old bathtubs, when the enamel is damaged, expose you to lead, so that’s fun.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] throwawayacc0430 13 points 4 days ago

Capitalism should be banned.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 4 days ago (5 children)

I rented a place that had a really bad mold problem in the bathroom. We tried cleaning it but it kept coming back, it was clear it was deep in the sheetrock and baseboards (which were also rotting). I told the landlord again and again about it and he kept promising that he was planning on refurbishing it and taking care of everything.

Well, one day he finally shows up with a big bucket of paint and just paints over everything. Didn't even bother scraping off the old paint. That was my final sign to move. Just ridiculous he thought that would solve anything.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Was it at least a primer/sealer like KILZ or Zinsser? It's still slapping a bandaid on cancer but it would stop the creep and smell for a while.

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I fucking hate how everything is painted white now, the most soulless fucking paint

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 days ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Beige is worst

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Frankly there's a good chance the paint job was the idea of a realtor. They LOVE painting everything white because apparently that's the color that sells best. Fuck your hundred-year-old brickwork. "It's a blank canvas!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

I take it your not familiar with the color Reality beige

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

landlords should be banned ~~from buying paint tbh~~

ftfy

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Landlords suck of course, but real question: could the paint have acted as a kind of preservative for the wood and metal beneath?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

If it was quality paint, perhaps. But you know a landlord is gonna go for the cheapest shit that'll streak and run and chip like crazy leaving it an ugly mess that doesn't protect anything.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 days ago

And the answer is no!

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I have to say that I've seen this same level of effort on the left from homeowners.

So while landlords should be banned (not just from painting, but from existing, especially as they are permitted to operate today), the "paint everything" is an idiot owner problem that is not landlord exclusive.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 days ago

Landlords see a bucket of white latex paint and go, “YOOOOOOOO!”

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago (9 children)

I can't close the AC vent in my bedroom because the little handle has been snapped off and entirely painted over so I can't even use a tool to move the fucking thing, which sucks because it's getting closer to summer and someone keeps turning the fucking heater on. 😬

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[–] throwawayacc0430 14 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Everyone is like:

"Ban Landlords"

"Ban Private Healthcare"

"Fair Wages"

I'll do one phrase that just encompasses everything:

"Ban Capitalism"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

But landlords and unfair wages can exist without capiralism

I dont think anyone wants feudalism back though

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)

That’s some good looking wood under there. I do not understand why people paint hardware.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

I liked the pareidolia :D

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In case anyone's like me, living in a very old rental conversion, they make replica door hardware that you can buy. I had to replace a couple of door handles and other hardware due to wear and found the replicas were an affordable drop-in replacement

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

The ol' landlord special

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 days ago

You're blaming landlords/homeowners? Just blame lazy humans as a given and be done.

I've bought a house nearly 80 years old and the poor girl has had so much paint put on it, if it was makeup, it would be a rubber mask.

And it was done by tennants! Not the landlords, not the owners, the tennants! The answer was putting on a fresh coat of paint every year. And preferably in different colour from the previous.

The result was a mess of a house I bought for a really low price but needing a ton of love and maintenance. With 80 years old prime woods covered with paint that never belonged there to begin with.

[–] Mouselemming 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Mr. Knobnose looks so happy now!

Went from "oh no!" to "oh WOW!"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

I stripped all the paint off the oak moldings and doors in an old apartment I lived in. It took a while but it was worth it. The building sold eventually and we moved but it was so beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

The “…from buying paint” part was unnecessary.

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