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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Is this why, in formal occasions, my GF calls it 'Richard'?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

No no, it's Hatrick.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 weeks ago

An oldie but a goodie.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I ride my bichael to my jobathan.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

It's jobert to you good sir

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

What about Micycle's bichael? Would we ever know?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago

Rat is short for Ratthew

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 weeks ago

it's not a tumblr screenshot without exactly one reply too many

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

If Nike launched a line of formal wear it would be called Nichael.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

Um. It's short for bicrophone?

[–] anonymouse2 4 points 3 weeks ago

Bichaela if it's a girl bike.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Cking god 🙌

[–] bathing_in_bismuth 1 points 3 weeks ago