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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

I was wondering why the HBO Dwight Schrute meme was making the rounds again. I swear this is the corporate equivalent of changing your pronouns every month.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

This might be the funniest shit I've read.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

How long until it goes back to just being HBO?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

it will be HBO MAX +, or hbo max pro+ next.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

“HBO Go Max Now +” as it’s final shriek into the void before finally just returning to “HBO” 🤣

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

That's like apple putting out a new same sized phone with no new options, but a different model number.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don’t think anybody referred to it as Max anyway. Such a generic lame name.

Example of products that could be named Max:

  • power tools
  • protein supplements
  • engine oil
  • gas chambers
[–] Reverendender 6 points 6 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

I didn't know they renamed it

[–] DaCrazyJamez 3 points 6 days ago

I'm all for letting people self-identify, but cmon and make up your mind already

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

I'll never remember this new one

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What bad PR did they do to cause a need for another stupid name change? Lol Max didn't have that HBO in it so people stopped thinking it was premium? I coulda fucking told you that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I hate that their SEOs are good enough to get away with plain old max as a search term. It makes me irrationally angry when big corpos make these stupid decisions and get away with it, but only regret it when it immediately hurts their bottom line.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No way it's good SEO, it's 100% the search engines hard coding responses into their systems or something like that

The instantaneous speed and level of raw aggression some search terms have scream of meddling

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Not meddling. Paid promotion. Google sells advantage. Has for years and years.

[–] Bakkoda 3 points 6 days ago

What a ride

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I wonder if they looked at the data for how people find the website, I'd find it by googling "hbo login"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

I suspect the competent people knew all along. I wonder if the name was changed because of internal politics in the company against HBO. They changed the name when they were gutting a lot of HBO's leadership

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

HBO go max or go home now.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

To be fair, the name "X" was already taken and Max Diddy doesn't roll off the tongue.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

This is bullshit.

I demand HBO Maxine.

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