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[–] ActuallyGoingCrazy 93 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Lol beat me to it

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can of beer and a bowling ball

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Obviously you’re not a golfer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Nice marmot.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ibuprofen and an energy drink.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Weed vape and this bad boy

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

A hat and buyer's remorse.

[–] tophneal 16 points 1 month ago (5 children)

the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.

[–] neidu3 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Tears and toilet paper.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Big bass guitar and a tiny little trumpet

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Me: a burned up Strat and a bad attitude

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Anxiety and, due to a manufacturing bug or something, a second anxiety instead of something else.

[–] ThePantser 12 points 1 month ago

My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

A laptop and an anal plug.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Action keyboard and action mouse.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A knife. And another knife.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

A pair of drift skates, with an interchangeable pair of crutches.

[–] neidu3 8 points 1 month ago

A RAID controller and a tin of snus.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that's missing the ball.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Realistically a book and a writing utensil but more honestly my phone and a joint

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bipolar meds and gummi bears.

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[–] whyNotSquirrel 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A manual in an alien language and a "no refund" sticker

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

A clone and an android doppelganger and none of us know who is which

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

2 gray kitties

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A cat and a bike

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a lever action rifle and a bass guitar

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Bass and bong

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Dual-weilding plushies

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Noise-cancelling headphones and allergy meds (at least this time of year)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Guilt and regret

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

My cat and my cell phone

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Track saw and climbing shoes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

A cat and a cup of tea

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Are mental illnesses an accessory?

[–] zaphodb2002 6 points 1 month ago

Bong and a coffee cup, and I'm wearing pajama pants and an anime T-shirt.

Alternate version is wearing skinny jeans and a Dead Kennedys hoodie, and comes with a bass guitar and different colors of Mohawk that can be removed and replaced.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Laptop and bag o’ tools ^_^

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

A sword and a dildo. Fightin' or f...un. Your call.

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A big gulp and a pack of cigarettes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

A typewriter and an empty space where a sporty car should go

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Tonka: Ambulance & portable cardiac monitor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Original ThinkPad and hacker cap.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

A Gardner that comes with a seedling and a grown tree

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