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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not too fond of calling this a 'tax'. Tax money goes to funding actually useful things. Conservatives want you to think that giving money to the government and throwing it down the toilet are the same thing.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Good point. What I wonder what word would fit better: Fees, dues, expenses, charges, bills

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Just cost? It’s what it is. The cost of having adhd

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Extra charges, because that is what those are.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Copays and deductibles

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I want to laugh, but it’s too close to home.

I’ll add:

Missing appointments, rescheduling and then missing that one too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

And still paying for the appointments that were missed

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Yk, this is the ONE time living in the ass end of nowhere has been good for my wallet.

I've wanted to paint minis for a while now, and the one mini I got is a small blueberry I haven't even painted because I'd need to buy the tools and paints, which aren't sold here.

If I were stateside I'd be drowning in orc and salamander minis. Or more likely yet, primed but not painted, and tossed aside like half the hobbies I pick up until the moment I got the jist of what its about.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Or more likely yet, primed but not painted, and tossed aside like half the hobbies I pick up until the moment I got the jist of what its about.

I feel personally attacked

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I got 300 eur worth of ifninity minis, lost a shitty painting competition and now ive put it off since i need a paint booth.

Ive picked up airsoft now. At least airsofts cheaper.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I make it a rule to only start inexpensive hobbies.

Once they have progressed, and I'm getting good at it, they turn to expensive hobbies.

This triggers the end of the hobby cycle and a new hobby is targeted.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I just started magic the gathering as a hobby, lol

My wallet feels this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Cheaper option: invent a time machine. Go back 30 years. Buy up all of the cardboard with the word Mox on them, and everything with a black border. Travel back to 2025. Sell cardboard and retire!

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Oh shit I just 100 percented this game. What do I win??

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I forget...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Get disposable virtual credit cards.

I just delete my credit card right after I sign up, and then I don't have to remember anything.

It's also much easier to unsubscribe you use a new card for each merchant, and if you no longer want to use amazon just delere the card. No need to go jump through 10x hoops to cancel

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Oh hey, I do all of these on a regular basis. And regularly got in trouble as a kid for being forgetful, despite the fact that I was a smart kid with good grades. Maybe I should talk to a doc...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Luckily my wife pays the bills in the house or I be a mess.

[–] clay_pidgin 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is me too. I don't think I could survive on my own.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm pretty good at making money tho. I'm even good at investing. But paying a simple bill requires 2 doses of Ritalin

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I must be kind of in an ADHD sweet spot. I've had tons of hobbies through the years, but also an aversion to spending a lot of money on them. I prefer cheap activities where I can make most of what's needed. When I do invest in special tools etc. I tend to stick with those hobbies a lot longer. But I've definitely seen people who jump in feet first - 3d printing is a good example - and throw thousands of dollars equipping themselves and then upgrading and modding their equipment, without ever doing much with it. Some people refer to that as being a collector instead of a maker.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Yeah same, I've tried many things but I managed to always justify to myself the purchase to make sure I'm not wasting too much money on stuff that will just use space and be unused. Still happens, but could be much much worse. Some things I come back from time to time, when the hyperfocus cycle brings me back to it, like musical instruments. Some things I only ever get the entry level stuff because I know I will move on way before reaching some stage where I need better equipment...

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

*well-off ADHD tax.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Bingo....I got all the ADHD squares covered

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Just obsess over making everything yourself for your hobbies and they cost a lot less. Shit now I need more tools.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Last week I forgot to pay for one of the items in my bag. Like genuinely forgot that I had it. Had to pay 165€ for shoplifting.

Also: meds cost the same amount as my phone bill. Adds up, too.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Easy fix. Just make sure you make enough to pay the adhd dues

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

uhhh. >_> who should I talk to about getting diagnosed?

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

These all hit home 😳

[–] felykiosa 2 points 1 week ago

Oh I HAVE A BINGO !(unfortunately)

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