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[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago

I had to zoom in

[–] [email protected] 137 points 1 day ago (4 children)

This study is actually kind of sad, because upon further reflection on the data, it was found that the kids with "poor impulse control" were actually less likely to trust authority figures because they had experienced so many letdowns or broken promises from adult role models in their lives. Kids with happy home lives who were used to getting treats were way more likely to wait for the second marshmallow, whereas kids who had been consistently lied to or had never been given spontaneous treats by their caretakers were more likely to just take what was right in front of them.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yep and now apply that to every life decision and suddenly the poverty cycle stops looking like a choice

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Oh shit now I'm sad.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What about marshmallows with poor impulse control?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

They'll jump in your mouth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Ever heard of s'mores? Straight to the incinerator for those

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Did anyone check if the 2 marshmellow kids were more prone to obesity in the future

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They'd probably be less prone since they exhibited more self control.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Or they're just used to getting a lot of sugar for doing basic things

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

Just to confuse him, wait five minutes then eat just one of them.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The kid is smart, he gets an healthy dose of marshmallow now instead of a sickening quantity later

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There is no such thing as a healthy dose of marshmallows. AMAS!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

AMAS - All Marshmellows Are Slippery??

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, All Marshmallows Are Sickening

An apple a day keeps the social experiment away

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

God I hate having to upvote such heretic beliefs, but you did add to the conversation... albeit negatively....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Unlike methamphetamines...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just curious... What would a healthy dose of methamphetamines be? Hypothetically, of course.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Whatever the doctor prescribed. A lot of ADHD meds are technically meth

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Pretty sure that's not meth, those are amphetamine or dextro-amphetamine. I'm not a chemist but the meth part makes a biiig difference in my experience. I love Adderall once and awhile for busy days, cleaning, hiking, whatever, but the only time I did meth I geeked the fuck out for 14 hours and nearly beat my dick to death, woke up 2 days late enrolled in college (years after school with no intention of going to college lol). It was fun and easy to see how people get so strung out on it but I was far from functional.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh ye, that experiment was rather bad

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Especially the version with carnivorous marshmallows!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

big Aperture Science energy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

"Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test begins."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Wait, is this the version where the marshmallow would get either one or two kids to eat?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

I prefer to think of him as "Subject C".