don't forget the snap, crackle, and popraptors!

Velociraptor = ∫ Acceleraptor ⨉ Timeraptor

This joke is a bit derivative

Don't forget Speedraptor!

Smh cancel culture these days

So is it Distance(raptor²)/Time(raptor²)?

Acceleraptor is a nice pokemon name.

several derivatives down the line -> Snaperaptor

The equation produced a large number of speedraptors, but only the velociraptors survived over evolutionary time, because the non-velocity-aware speedraptors kept chasing their prey in the wrong direction.

Displacemenraptor/timeraptor

Actually that's still wrong.

dDisplacemenraptor/dTime. Otherwise you cancel out the raptors.

Yeah we need a directionraptor

And the distanceraptor that got tired of all the interplanetary travel and the tourists it brought and said "GO AWAY!"

or distance(raptor)^2

Raptors can max out speed perception or distance perception, but not both. That's a law in physics.

speedraptor don’t care where you are.

Well of course, that would be the Positioraptor

Yo! Man. I got me down on the two wheels
I got my own displacement
And the time - by line - is rent
Yo, man, got it down in the feels!
Pick up them claws;
We're opening doors
An' when I integrate again
I'm addin' that C, ya ken?
Yo, man, check the map, yeah:
I'm the Velo'C'Rapper