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I hope he is having a lovely birthday today.

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[–] [email protected] 121 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I was really expecting the word "dies" somewhere in there tbh

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah. I’ve just had a minor heart attack. Again.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

The mini hearth attack you had when starting the first sentence

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

My brain kept trying to add it in :(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

I thought it was until your comment

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Same here. I heard on the radio that he turned 99 today, but I still did a quick panic-reread when I clicked this image.

[–] [email protected] 91 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You scared the fuck out of me.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

0 fucks left in this cabbage.

[–] sjmarf 50 points 2 weeks ago

He dined peacefully in his home with his family.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago

I hope the next card reader you use has a minor inconvenience the next time you check out and the person behind you isn't actually impatient with you but you think they are anyway.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

He's destined to make at least 100. Believe.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope he doesn't Betty White.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Rough, less than 3 weeks from hitting 100. I actually didn't know it was that close.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

People magazine had already printed her 100th BD issue.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Goddammit Britton this is why nobody likes you.