this post was submitted on 06 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why would you refer to your cat as a man?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] peteypete420 4 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Does he think people are buried standing up?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are you not aware of the expression "six feet under"?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I am but why would you bury half a man half as deep

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

Because you bury a whole man whole deep and half a man half deep.

[–] peteypete420 2 points 2 days ago

Username checks out

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

this got my old crusty soul to laugh