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[–] [email protected] 82 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

And since skyrim counts poison damage as magic, spices are not real either.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

there's a joke about English cuisine in here somewhere

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

That's not a real thing!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh yeah ? So what did you use to enchant that ring ?

[–] [email protected] 67 points 4 weeks ago

What do you mean? It's just a normal ring.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Al-Chemical science

[–] rustydrd 15 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s a basis for an isekai anime if I ever saw one

«I was transported to a world where magic is real but I have 118% magic resistance»

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

pretty sure there are at least 3 isekais with this plot already

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I remember one set in a magic school in a world where everyone is a magician except the MC who is a complete dumbass. But he is so strong that his feats look like magic to others.

Was kinda funny to watch. For like 4 episodes. The joke got old really quick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

There's another one, not isekai, but similarly magic school, where everyone knows magic except for the MC, who is an anti-mage.

Also didn't get beyond four eps.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Mashle. I agree.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I have a 125% damage reflection outfit I make in Oblivion and call it "Why You Hitting Yourself?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

I made a spell in Morrowind.

Ranged, Targeted, 10ft radius blast centered on target.

100 points of damage per second of frost, flame, poison, and shock damage. Totalling 4000 damage over 10 seconds.

Paralysis for 15 seconds.

I called it "Die Bastard!"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 weeks ago

Read a book

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] dechnically 10 points 4 weeks ago

or is it? ✨✨✨✨✨

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Magic emerged from illusion tricks and sleigh of hand. 😎 Can you imagine getting killed for a cold fire trick on your hands back in the leadbrain days of Rome.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Masterpiece.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

This ring was crafted by Rick Sanchez in the heart of Whoredoor. Upon reading the inscribed name the wearer remembers magic isn't real and is granted an 18% buff.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Does it protect against gondorhea?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

if you explain the origin of the ring to any prospective suitors, absolutely

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 weeks ago

Magic is real and so is my frog!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

Read this in my head like Arnold said it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Dragonborn, I wanna buy your ring!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Does that do reflect or heal?