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[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I have a 125% damage reflection outfit I make in Oblivion and call it "Why You Hitting Yourself?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I made a spell in Morrowind.

Ranged, Targeted, 10ft radius blast centered on target.

100 points of damage per second of frost, flame, poison, and shock damage. Totalling 4000 damage over 10 seconds.

Paralysis for 15 seconds.

I called it "Die Bastard!"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s a basis for an isekai anime if I ever saw one

«I was transported to a world where magic is real but I have 118% magic resistance»

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

pretty sure there are at least 3 isekais with this plot already

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I remember one set in a magic school in a world where everyone is a magician except the MC who is a complete dumbass. But he is so strong that his feats look like magic to others.

Was kinda funny to watch. For like 4 episodes. The joke got old really quick.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

There's another one, not isekai, but similarly magic school, where everyone knows magic except for the MC, who is an anti-mage.

Also didn't get beyond four eps.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Mashle. I agree.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Dragonborn, I wanna buy your ring!

[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And since skyrim counts poison damage as magic, spices are not real either.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

there's a joke about English cuisine in here somewhere

[–] [email protected] 2 points 14 hours ago

That's not a real thing!

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Oh yeah ? So what did you use to enchant that ring ?

[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 days ago

What do you mean? It's just a normal ring.

[–] rustydrd 15 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Al-Chemical science

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] dechnically 9 points 2 days ago

or is it? ✨✨✨✨✨

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

Read a book

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Does that do reflect or heal?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Magic emerged from illusion tricks and sleigh of hand. 😎 Can you imagine getting killed for a cold fire trick on your hands back in the leadbrain days of Rome.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Masterpiece.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Read this in my head like Arnold said it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Magic is real and so is my frog!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This ring was crafted by Rick Sanchez in the heart of Whoredoor. Upon reading the inscribed name the wearer remembers magic isn't real and is granted an 18% buff.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does it protect against gondorhea?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

if you explain the origin of the ring to any prospective suitors, absolutely