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Big Daddy Donnie slaps Bezos around, keeps him in line.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Oh no. Don't brake up Amazon. The left won't know what to do without Bezos.

(Guys play along we can salvage something from this)

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know what else liberals love?

30 round magazines!

I'd probably just give up and join MAGA if they ever took THOSE away.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So long as they don't take away the profits of healthcare companies and their stock holders, I'll stay happy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

And they definitely shouldn't throw Elon off a high cliff.

[–] Reverendender 8 points 1 day ago

If he didn't break them up, it would make him look pretty gay

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

apparently jassy isnt any better.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

This is coming from the man who created a national campaign questioning the president's citizenship.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Welcome to your paradise Bozo.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

he already capitulated. said the idea won't be "moving forward". cuck.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Capitulators paradise, at heel

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

it's fucking astounding. is this oligarchy bending the knee to the guy? of course it is! but he doesn't realize that it's all being done because they're seriously planning on replacing him. insane beyond insanity.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Urg, feels so weird to upvote this shit. Fuck Trump.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

The only hope is that he chokes on one of these faces