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Big Daddy Donnie slaps Bezos around, keeps him in line.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Oh no. Don't brake up Amazon. The left won't know what to do without Bezos.

(Guys play along we can salvage something from this)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know what else liberals love?

30 round magazines!

I'd probably just give up and join MAGA if they ever took THOSE away.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So long as they don't take away the profits of healthcare companies and their stock holders, I'll stay happy.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

And they definitely shouldn't throw Elon off a high cliff.

[–] Reverendender 8 points 1 day ago

If he didn't break them up, it would make him look pretty gay

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

apparently jassy isnt any better.