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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But as a convicted felon, is he not prohibited from owning a firearm?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

SCOTUS ruled that anything the president does is not illegal.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

I hate that you're not wrong.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

"Well, when the President does it, that means that it is not illegal."

— Richard Nixon, 1977 interview with David Frost

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He’s also prohibited from holding public office, but here we are.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

According to the 14th amendment he can't serve, but not because he's a felon.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Points gun? He's been spamming the trigger like he's playing CoD.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

funny enough trump is scared of using a gun.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

He's a felon, he can't even have a gun