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"OOOH! What does this button dooo!?"
If I have a companion, they are obligated to shout "DEEDEE, NOOOOO!"
My name isn't Deedee, but those who get it will get it.
If that isn't acceptable, then watch Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, pick a random quote that you feel is appropriate, and just go with it!
Otherwise, "OXFORD COMMAS FOR LIFE!"
Bite me!
"Pull my finger."
Make THIS great, asshole!
Boom goes the Dynamite!
Hold my beer...
Fuck. Now I will never know how that book ends
BONZAI!
Would work best if we're in an aircraft and there's a tiny plant nearby, though.
Here we go! ( Mario voice)
Nothing personnel, kid.
There shall be light.
Oh crap, I should've thought of a cool quote before pressing the but
Whoops, had the timer upside down.
Somebody probably deserves this
Arise, black vengeance, from thy hollow hell.
"Let's see if this time it fails, unlike the other times"
This will really hurt tommorrow, I guess.
Uhm,, oh .
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but I'm already here so Here we fucking go... RAWR!!
x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm Couldn’t help but notice your buldge from across the floor Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilda murr-tilda hehe Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky Take me home, pet me, 'n’ make me yours and don't forget to stuff me! See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy! Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck I hope daddy likies Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh) I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me? Only seven inches long uwu PLEASE ADOPT ME Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (uwu punish me please) 'Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (he don’t see it comin')
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"Pull my finger, Bitch. I dare you."
"Pizza's done"
It isn't like the enemy is going to be alive to ponder whatever I say and whoever recounts the tale will make up something more memorable anyway.
Be sure to drink your ovaltine