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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Eating a foot long the looooonggg wayyy

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

If you did this when you came back it would be the objectively better half. More filling density at the expense of being harder to store

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes you just gotta eat a sub that way if it’s so stuffed that it would fall apart otherwise

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Not from Subway, it isn't. They're stingy with lettuce. I honestly don't know how they stay in business.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I understand this is a joke but that doesn't change the fact someone actually did this.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago
[–] Rutty 6 points 3 days ago

Geez, Lemmy is popping off today

[–] smuuthbrane 5 points 3 days ago

Oh my GOD, you ate it THAT way??!?!?!??

You're supposed to eat the TOP half first!!!