I found a fortune cookie from last night on the couch. It was glorious.
Also I may be rich soon if I keep persisting with my ideas.
this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2025
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MODS! This person is posting exciting news in an otherwise dull community. I demand justice. ~/s~
Did you grab the crumbs too?
I think you'll find the username checks out.
When it comes to saltines, my brain never wants to open the plastic packaging further to make it easier to access the crackers. I always end up gamifying it by trying to continue to grab more crackers without breaking them even if it's all the way at the end of the pack. My wife does not understand the focus and determination needed for the cracker shimmy.
Preciseness and dedication is what it takes to become a master.
Steady on, chap!
Cheese-Its or Wheat Thins?
It was some goddamn hippie stone ground cracked wheat crackers with fucking Himalayan sea salt and a whole big diatribe on the box .
Sounds interesting.
Nice! Oreo bags are also good for hiding stragglers like that!