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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] ryedaft 3 points 1 day ago

Was he not seen again because she devoured him? Was she more like a praying mantis monster or wendigo or magic ghostie?

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N 37 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Gonna have to refute the fake and gay claims.

Anon says he got a GF

Anon then says first date is coming up

Anon doesn’t know the difference between a date and a GF

Anon will 100% say/do something cringe and end up without a GF

Confirmed for true

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's like the opposite of my first girlfriend.

She told me we were dating. I hadn't realised because I was 15 and it turns out girls are not as interested in Pokémon cards as I thought.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 days ago (1 children)

ootl everything back to normal on 4chan?

[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

memes aside, I'm really upset with how stardust crusaders did the best jojo so dirty.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The fandom won't admit it but it's by far the worst part

[–] mnemonicmonkeys -1 points 2 days ago

Imagine having as shit of taste as you

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No, everybody loathes 4chan, especially 4chan users

[–] untakenusername 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Id rather have all their insanity concentrated onto a single platform, than them being spread out across the platforms that normal people use

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You can't contain insanity

Source: the internet in 2025

[–] untakenusername 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Some of the stuff you can find on 4chan cant be found anywhere else. And thats a good thing. You dont open the typical social media, with the expectation that someone there is gunna call someone else a slur because they tried to blow up squirrels with napalm.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Some of the stuff you can find on 4chan cant be found anywhere else

I see you haven't spent enough time on the internet, run while you still can!

[–] untakenusername 1 points 2 days ago

ok, ik it can but its not on most platforms

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Are people going to still use it even though the admins were outed as feds or were we all just operating under the assumption they were anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Everyone had a pretty good suspicion that it was full of Feds.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

Real: 4chan went down

Straight: he's back on 4chan, as you can see

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

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