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[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Cassoway = Velociraptors if they could also fly short distances.
Though fortunately generally non-aggressive unless you piss them off.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Well who on earth would be foolish enough to piss them off?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

pretty sure velociraptors were actually smaller lmao, more along the size of turkeys

cassowaries are significantly scarier than velociraptors would have been.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Make that an Utahraptor and we can reconsider

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

You should hear the sound they make. Thumping bass that you feel as much as you hear it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

he have an onlyfans?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Clever bird...

[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 week ago (8 children)

My favorite dinosaur is the Ayam Cemani AKA the big black cock

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 week ago

Ahh, the goth chick

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

You S.O.B!

I just tried to find more info, and now I feel bad about myself...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

None More Black, Hotblack Desiato's preferred fowl.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

What a big boy!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Hmm, I got different results using a search engine...

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[–] ryedaft 53 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Anyone else ever wonder whether the dinosaurs were delicious?

[–] kata1yst 57 points 1 week ago (4 children)

100% they absolutely were.

Give geneticists 20 years, we'll have lab grown T-Rex in the grocery store

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I suspect T-Rex (like carnivores in general) isn't such a good choice if meat is your goal. Sauropods on the other hand? Tons and tons of meat from a single herbivore animal. You might even be able to use existing cattle feed.

[–] kata1yst 15 points 1 week ago

Well that's true if you have a live animal producing your meat. Not sure that applies if the meat is lab grown though?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

At the point where we're making lab-grown dinosaur meat, I suspect the cool factor is way more important than silly things like efficiency. T-Rex meat all the way babyyy

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

“Welcome to… Jurassic Farms!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Great, can't wait to hear beards gatekeep ancient flavor.

"T-Rex is soooo gamey. I prefer Diplodocus veal" "Have you tried pteranodon wings? Like buffalo wings from real buffalo"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can't wait for brontoburgers.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"tastes just like chicken"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Many of them probably would

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

i'd imagine they'd largely taste like wild turkey/alligator, since that's basically what they were and how they lived.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The whole "dinosaurs having feathers makes them less scary" line of thought is kinda silly.

If you stick a pink bow and glitter on a knife, it doesn't become any leas deadly, plus good luck getting that glitter out of your wounds if you do make it to the "I need to get that glitter out of my wounds" stage.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

...it's a cartoon...

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 week ago

Hoatzin chicks have joined the chat

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

(Potentially) [NSFW]

Tap for spoiler

Edit: This one's been floating around the net for long enough that I'd forgotten what the feathery chap in the back left was up to!

Hidden behind a spoiler for those who don't want to see an owl swallowing an entire rat(!)

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Owls really are basically cats.

Ps, pls put a NSFW on it haha. I don't mind but others will.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Good call - not sure you can tag images in comments as NSFW (to get the auto-blur), but I've hidden it in spoiler tags.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

It's not what it seems to be!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

So your favorite bird genre is birds as a whole? Nice, me too!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Birds don’t just look like dinosaurs they are dinosaurs, scientifically speaking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Though by that logic, we're all amphibians or something.

[–] HenriVolney 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How do you call this species?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] FreshLight 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ani are you groove-billed?

Are you groove-billed, Ani?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

may christ have mercy on my soul, i read this in watto's voice

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[–] Naz 19 points 1 week ago

Thank you so much, I just learned there's a blue version

[–] HenriVolney 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

All birds are.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I shall name him Kweh-vin.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

When did and why did dinosaurs go from giant fangs to beaks? Or are reptiles more direct descendants of those dinosaurs

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Birds are the only direct descendents of dinosaurs. Reptiles were around at the same time as dinosaurs and evolved independently. There are huge differences, scales instead of skin and feathers, cold blooded instead of warm, etc.

Why Do Birds No Longer Have Teeth?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

fwiw there were plenty of non-avian dinosaurs with beaks, ceratopsids for one.

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