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[–] peteypete420 58 points 2 months ago (2 children)

There has been a time or two I didnt realize why my partner was strongly suggesting I stop the games and come to bed. I try not to make that mistake too often. I love it there.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Picasso 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I, too, choose this man's wife

[–] peteypete420 6 points 2 months ago

That makes it ok for me, to choose, you.

[–] fibojoly 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wish my wife communicated her desire as explicitly as that comic, hah !

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe talk to her, and communicate your desire as explicitly as you just did to the internet?

[–] fibojoly 6 points 2 months ago

Oh I do! But life gets in the way. Turns it's hard to communicate when you're constantly exhausted and burnt out.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Factorio will do that to a couple

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sex isn't growing the factory, can't have that happen

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Ah, but Factorio has multiplayer, and sex can lead to additional players to build the factory faster.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

Those times where you finally get to play your new game and she wants sex, you gotta bite the bullet and do your duty

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Wife before you have helped produce her desired number of kids.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

'Shut up! You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real mom!'

'What?'

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 months ago

Brother, is this AI

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 months ago

Yeah because women don't game. /s