this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2025
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[–] baggachipz 48 points 3 weeks ago

Yes, go right ahead and ask for your money, I’m sure they’ll get it right back to you.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I don’t know what anyone likes about this truck, it’s just hideous and stands out like a sore thumb

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 weeks ago

You ever see those people who coughed on others during the pandemic? It's those, but with more money

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

tbf that's true of a lot of cars these days, i miss when cars actually looked nice..
Even sports cars are just minimalistic and boring, can we please go back to having them look like this and considering 50km/h reckless speeding?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Unfortunately they had fatal crashes at 30mph, and any pedestrians they hit were goners.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Just like all these pickup trucks that have such horrible frontal blind spots and high bumpers so they can run over all the children they want without seeing any of them.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

There’s too many people anyways.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

do you like actually have a source for that? because i'm not sure there's actually enough force at 30km/h to kill people..

i can totally believe that they cause worse injuries, because they've got a taller square front, but them killing people as such speeds is harder to believe.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago
  1. they are talking about mph not km/h. so about 50km/h
  2. 30km/h certainly is enough to seriously injure if not kill a person. If you need a source, try going 30 on a bike and riding stright into a brick wall.
[–] [email protected] -2 points 3 weeks ago

the cyberbrick actually looked unique, the damn aerodynamic curves ruined the "babies first car design" look though, and musk ruined the rest.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago

Apparently raccoons have tried to claw their way inside them because they mistake them for literal dumpsters.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I like the styling because its different, its polarising, risky, and unique... its literally the only thing I like about the enormous piece of shit.

[–] Voroxpete 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, all things considered, I've come down on actually liking how it looks.

The problem (OK, one of the many, many problems) is that it was designed for looks first and function second. So you get problems like the terrible view, poorly positioned columns, ridiculous floppy windshield wiper, etc, etc.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Muskys reply: "Lol, LMAO even"