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[–] [email protected] 137 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Scientists rename human genes to stop Microsoft Excel from misreading them as dates

Sometimes it’s easier to rewrite genetics than update Excel

Aug 6, 2020

https://www.theverge.com/2020/8/6/21355674/human-genes-rename-microsoft-excel-misreading-dates

[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Best thing is, they introduced some settings to turn that auto-conversion off and they don't work 🤣 can't make that stuff up.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, I know of a Microsoft product that allows for a batch import of data provided in an Excel file. You need to use their template file. Which, when used, automatically formats all dates the American way, ignoring your locale settings. Depending on which date is first encountered on import (e.g. which date you entered in the first line) then designates whether the whole file is imported with dates read as MM/DD/YYYY or DD/MM/YYYY.

You start your list on January 1st? It will import everything as MM/DD/YYYY then. You start you list on e.g. January 22nd? DD/MM/YYYY it is then. Good luck getting that import running without errors...

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Nothing works in Excel. Excel will do what it wants.

But that doesn't stop the MS support and a thousand stupid people from claiming "oh, you just have to format it as text, are you dumb or what"...

[–] [email protected] 127 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

Not OP, but let's make this better:

PS: i doubt anyone here would honestly say "damn, that's beyond my skill", which goes to show that "not everyone can draw" is a bullshit argument for using AI to make comics

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (5 children)

The glass is floating in the air. The excel character says something without a speaking bubble. Looks kinda souless.

Probably just AI slop.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

"Please put your pants back on robot sir." 🙊

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago

This is so much better. Thank you for spending the roughly 5 minutes to make this that OP should have spent instead of barfing out some soulless junk.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago

I'll learn blender just to make this a scene. BRB 1 weened

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 month ago (4 children)

January second for the Yanks.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (5 children)

What, Medium/Small/Large order seems off to you??

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

You're assuming that I'm not a Yank? Let me tell you, I can Yank with the best of them, and I do!

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 1 month ago (38 children)

Honestly, for a community (lemmy) that wanted to get away from corporate stuff (reddit) it pains me to see how even the most basic thing to draw is being delegated to Ai (corporations).

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I've come to the conclusion in the last couple weeks I simply can't identify AI images anymore. I have no clue what about this makes everyone call it out as AI, and there's have been many such instances of this happening with me lately. I'm going to get modern day Nigerian princed when I'm older I can feel it in my bones

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The reason this one is blatant AI is that the imagery doesn’t make any sense. Why is the glass of water itself the optimist?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I fed it into ChatGPT, highlighted the errors, and told it what I wanted to be different.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Still looks kinda soulless.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I asked AI to add soul, but it said it was a thing weak, insecure people believe in when they can't accept the inevitiblity of their death and the meaninglessness of their lives.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Most of it for me is the font. It seems like chatgpt likes to use the same font for everything

It also kind of feels off somehow. I can't explain. it, but there's just something wrong with this image

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago

I mean.. for me it’s the “why the fuck is the glass talking?”

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Left guy has 1 arm. Both guys have an arm that melds into the surface that the glass is sitting on. The "optimist" is the glass.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Same here. I did not think twice about this picture or a few other posts in the past and yet there are pitchforks in the comments and I think to myself "What are you all on about?". I rue how unrecognizable AI "slop" has gotten.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (7 children)

the AI that generated the image!

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (6 children)

it's funny how you can tell at a glance exactly what model generated this image, just based off the background color

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

you

No I can't. Have you considered you might be beyond normal smart about this stuff?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

well it's supposed to be the "passive" you (or "indeterminate" you)

but I think anyone can learn to notice the pattern of comics with this particular odd color style ^(assuming^ ^you^ ^would^ ^want^ ^to^ ^learn^ ^it^ ^for^ ^some^ ^reason,^ ^and^ ^if^ ^we^ ^ignore^ ^color^ ^blindness^ ^or^ ^other^ ^similar^ ^problems^ ^etc)^

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Was this made by ai? It looks soulless, and the coffee cup is talking.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why the fuck is the glass talking

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 weeks ago (9 children)

Someone explain to me why i have a sense for ai? This is like the fourth time this week i see an ai image and i spotted it even tho at first i hadnt seen the mistakes the ai made. Something just feels off in ai pictures and i cant really pin down what it is. But when i see one i can just spot it for some reason.

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 weeks ago

I can sense AI now.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 weeks ago

Yesterday I laughed at this, today Excel stripped leading zeros from a sheet of UPCs and converted them to floating point.

Also format as Text apparently means nothing

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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