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[–] [email protected] 170 points 2 months ago (6 children)

Gravity is the weakest fundamental force, yes. At least, at relatively close distances. The advantage gravity has is that it never quite goes away, no matter how far you are.

[–] [email protected] 70 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

So it's like humans? πŸ€”

We aren't particularly strong or fast, but we became apex predators because we never. Stop. Coming.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also, we, never, stop, cumming.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So much to cum, so much to cum,

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (4 children)

So what's wrong with cumming the backstreet

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can you imagine being those antelope being hunted by early human ancestors -

"Ok, bob, we just bolted at 40mph for a minute or so, they're not going to find us again."

"Clarice, you said that the last 8 times and they still showed up! They're unnatural! They just keep following and following us! Alex smashed his shin that last run, and I don't know how many more times I can run myself! We're doomed Clarice! Doomed!"

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago

It's basically a zombie movie, but the main character is Bambi.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

They cannot be bargained with. They cannot be reasoned with. They don't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And they absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead.

[–] jballs 12 points 2 months ago

Exactly. Raise your hand. Great, you overcame gravity for a second. Keep your hand raised for a minute. 10 minutes. An hour. Fuck, gravity doesn't stop. It's exactly like us.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

about to make ourselves go away though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I mean yeah but also you reverse that square enough and it's effectively zero

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But never actually zero, unlike those other quitter "forces"

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Is that actually true? I'm not an expert but I thought all forces extend our into infinity. I thought we just allowed them to go to 0 at a certain radius for the sake of making the math manageable.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Not the person you replied to, and not really an expert either, but I can tell you that the W and Z bosons (force carriers for the weak force) are very short lived and can only travel through space so far before they decay. This effectively puts a cap on the distance of weak interactions.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (8 children)

Strong force is the same.

I don't know if it's shorter than the weak force, but you gotta be in an atom's nucleus to experience it

Edit: i just realized I may have confused people - strong force has a limited distance, not that it's because they decay.

Edit 2: If i ever got a PhD or master's even in Physics, id probably write a book on how "The Universe Demands Laziness." Because pretty much everything in physics ends up with a system taking shortcuts to save a little bit of energy.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

Electromagnetic doesn't go away either. It's that damn negavite charge neutralizing the stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 98 points 2 months ago

Gravity’s so powerful, it’s letting you win this round just to remind you who’s really in charge when you drop your phone

[–] SapphironZA 80 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Say that to gravity when you start even 5m above the ground.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Gravity ain't shit. It's not the falling that kills you, it's the impact at the bottom. Which are electromagnetic forces.

[–] SapphironZA 19 points 2 months ago

Well the electromagnetic forces in your bones are no match for the accumulated energy of a few seconds of gravity.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yeah, go ahead, how long can you keep it up? The earth can wait longer than you.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Challenge accepted

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Just lost faith in my muscles

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Now keep this hand raised for an hour. Who's the bitch now ?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (4 children)

If it takes your an hour to wear me down, you're weak. No matter how inexhaustible your power is.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Oh don't worry, it will be way less than an hour :P

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[–] Zuriz 42 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Weak you say?... See those merging black holes? Proceeds to casually dissapear 3 solar masses in less than a second... Yeah.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I just overcame the gravitational pull of the entire planet with my dick.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago

If your dick overcomes the gravitational pull of the entire planet for more than four hours, seek medical attention

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

username checks out

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[–] Grandwolf319 30 points 2 months ago (9 children)

You didn’t overcome it, you spend some energy that the earth will eventually get back.

Unless you leave earth, gravity will eventually win.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

The house always wins.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (3 children)

This unlocked a song that has been buried in my mind for YEARS:

Now some of you may think that gravity is strong Cuz when you fall Off your bicycle It don't take long Until you hit the earth And you say, "Dang that hurt!"

But if you think the force Is powerful You're wrong

You see, gravity It's weaker than weak!

And the reason why Is something many Scientists seek

They think about dimensions We live in just three But maybe there are others That are too small to see

It's into these dimensions that gravity extends Which makes it seem weaker here on our end

And these dimensions are rolled up, curled so tight That they don't affect you in your day-to-day life

But if you were as tiny as a graviton You could enter these dimensions and go wandering on And they'd find you...

LHCb sees where the antimatter's gone, ALICE looks at collisions of lead ions

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Oh, a song from the time superstrings were still cool?

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Did he just tough-talk the curvature of space-time?

[–] Naz 18 points 2 months ago (3 children)

And now jump in the air and escape the gravitational pull.

12 kilometers straight up.

  1. 150 km.

Gravity not so weak now, huh?

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

And still it is powerful enough to completely close off parts of the universe from the rest. Truly fascinating.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

thats just because the gravitational pull of your hand is weak shit.

Get more mass, massless nerd.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Back issues are Gravity's revenge.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

True, however… as you press into this planet, this planet presses into you.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Yeah but ain’t no motherfucker gonna soon be jumping over onto the moon with pure human leg power. Still gotta detonate a slowly exploding bomb under our asses to leave this rock-covered ball bearing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Supermassive Blackholes: "Gravity is weak, huh?"

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