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[–] DScratch 51 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Be a man.

‘git commit -am “changes”’

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago (3 children)

At this point just create a script or alias called "fuckthis" that does that and then push direct to main

[–] DScratch 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

PR reviews take the most time, eliminating those saved us loads of time.

QA were also bogging us down, axed them too. Now we’re flying.

The Social Security Infrastructure rebuild should be done in a matter of weeks! At least that’s what Copilot says.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

That's how you get a Boing

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I have auto save on. A cron job running every minute with just git add . && git commit - m "wip"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

&& git push --force

[–] DannyBoy 19 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Have the name of the alias be "gti" or "gut"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
alias {gti,gut}='git commit -am "changes" && git push -f'
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I have about a dozen aliases of various mistypings of "git". Somehow I still hit unaliased typo once in a while

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And any project worth their salt will reject it for two reasons:

  1. Unclear message/changes (potentially too many changes at once)
  2. Not signed
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I’ve got signing auto enabled though

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Doesn't work for me idk why, it'll ignore the message, and i have to commit again before i can push

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I like git add because then you can do git diff --staged

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes yes, combined with git add -P makes small, meaningful commits so much easier.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Alas I sold my soul to VSCode a long time ago.

Also, ew, emacs 😝

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Oh come on, try it out! I know some people who use emacs only for magit. It really is that good.

A few of them slowly became full on emacs users...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

grow up, use "git add -p" and craft perfect artisanal commits

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I set this up for seamless commits:

function gao() {
     git add .
     git commit -a -m "$*"
     git push origin `git rev-parse --abbrev-ref HEAD`
 }

Usage: gao fixing a typo

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

... What's git merge look like?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

... incident

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Every bloody time, though this case the people not on the Ryanair flight may be the lucky ones. If only git was the most unnecessarily arcane thing devs have to/choose to work with.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago
[–] heavydust 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Real 10x vibe developers use https://jj-vcs.github.io/jj/latest/, no need to add or commit!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So is easier to push direct to prod? Hell yeah!

[–] heavydust 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

With jj you're always the prod whatever you do! Feel free to break that fucking CI.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gonna try it out non my next college project

[–] heavydust 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

You may or may not be joking, but jujutsu is the first true git alternative that I'm actively trying on small projects at work. The command-line is great, and I can still interact with other devs without breaking stuff.

Buuuuuuuut if you're a CS student, don't bother, it's weird and you should focus on git which is used everywhere. You can get free GUI clients like Sublime Merge or SmartGit to ease the pain. I've been hating git since the beginning, but it's the least worst SCM right now. Learn the command-line, but I have never done that since it's infuriating, and that's why I've been using GUIs since, holy shit, Wikipedia says 2005.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is just half a joke, i do like to try it out a lot of different things, be whatever it may be, so i'm totally finding a project to use this, and also i don't really like to use a GUI for git simce most of my workflow happens in a terminal, and even tho i do like how git works i am open to try something new and see if it's better for me or not

[–] heavydust 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Try Mercurial too. Both projects started at the same time but git won. Mercurial is equivalent but its interesting.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Sure, thanks for the recomendation

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

i'm sure there are much better tools available, but i'm just used to git gui where rescan, commit and push all are in order.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Use Jujutsu jj and you won't have this problem

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

lazygit is pretty cool too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Jujutsu time 😁