childOfMagenta

Haha it's a feature.

You just made parked true.

Flight Simulator... 2? 1988, MS-DOS

Heavy copyright also. But this ain't shit indeed.

https://m.my.mail.ru/mail/keyf7rfn/video/8/77409.html

At 2:36:30

I'm not fast but this looks like Taiwan indeed (compare with the pole in the upper left of the picture).

Clown Stripe*

Wanker, Texas Rager

In a spray can somewhere

Double edge safety razor. Edwin Jagger DE8x is a good choice as not aggressive (the x doesn't matter, it's the design of the handle). For the blades, I use feathers, but it doesn't really matter.

No need to press. Just glide softly on the stretched soaped surface, in no specific direction, while lifting your dick with the other wrist and holding the balls with the other hand. For the shaft, don't go against the grain. You'll nick yourself (no big deal).

Also I typically reserve the brand new blades for my face, maybe it helps.

For the hero image, that could possibly just be an attempt at a "fun" way of showing that they can carry a lot by mean of hyperbole.

"Look at that tiny truck, it's bursting with boxes!"

Write more bugs.