this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

It's probably self-conscious enough about that without you pointing it out asshole

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

It grew up in the ‘hood.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah, and it is still fully functional. Can you say the same of your inferior body shape? All hail our new crustacean overlords!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

his name is Franklin

Aww

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Crabs are just sideways lobsters.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah? I guess your mom is HIGHLY evolved then

[–] kersploosh 2 points 2 months ago