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Local shoplifter claims he was just trying to balance his trade deficit with Coles [supermarket] (chaser.com.au)
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Local man Don has told shopping centre security that he did not attack Coles by stealing an entire shopping cart full of groceries, claiming that he was simply balancing a trade deficit.

The thief announced a sweeping plan to steal 10% of all items from every store, which he claimed will help bring down the heavily inflated prices of groceries.

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