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[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago

a Tim Hortons™️ Timbit™️

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Am I the only one that finds the whole "fake British words" genre of meme painfully unfunny?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Maybe if Brits would stop saying ridiculous things lol

[–] phlegmy 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You go enjoy your hushpuppies, elephant ears, bear claws, snickerdoodles and hootenannies.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

All those fixins at a hootenanny sounds like my kind of shindig!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago

You have to say snoggletarts out loud with a British accent.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Donut is just an American variation of the spelling, and considering they're talking about what Americans call this, donut is perfectly acceptable, and maybe even a more correct usage than the doughnut spelling

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Damn i have always had it in my head as dough knot. And it never looks right when i write it out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

If its more correct, then why have I been nutting in the dough all this time?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Let him enjoy his pastries anyway he likes

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Munchkins. Idc if they aren't from Dunkin'.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Grew up near a Dunkin.

They Munchkins and donut hole purists can shove it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

those kinda look like greek loukmas/Turkish lokmas

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Deez nut holes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If these were British, they’d be coated in granulated sugar and called doughnut… balls? Just tiny doughnuts? I can’t imagine someone wouldn’t want to put jam in the middle or dip them in chocolate.

[–] Threeme2189 3 points 6 days ago

Nah man, Brits would split them in half and spread a mixture of marmite and clotted cream on them.

Half of the population would call them "Yorkie balls" and the other would insist they're just scones.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 week ago (4 children)

To be honest, they should be called "Donut Plugs"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Make sure yours are flared before you eat them or they could get stuck

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But then 5 of them would need to be connected in a line, right?

[–] anomnom 2 points 6 days ago

And oral beads would be more accurate

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In the UK these are called doughnuts.

The presence of a hole isnt a pre-requisite to being deemed a doughnut here.

Calling something that has zero holes a 'donut hole', will absolutely have a local refer to you as a doughnut tho...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But how do you differentiate between a doughnut ( o ) and a doughnut o. I'd be so pissed if I asked for a doughnut and someone handed me this tiny shit.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

One without a hole is a doughnut. One with is a doughnut ring.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The nut in the word is to already show that it is in a nut shape. So it would be doughball and doughnut.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

What part of the UK are they called doughballs? ive never heard them called that.

Only reference I can think of is Pizza express' dough balls, but they're a savoury dough ball rather than sweet like a doughnut.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It's called a doughnut hole because it's implied to be the piece of dough that was punched out to make a regular circular doughnut that has a hole in it.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Oh I understand that. I was just being facetious; my point was more to do with the definition of a hole, and how it's used here to describe something that definitely is not a hole.

If we're pedantic, then the doughnut hole is the middle bit of the original doughnut, now that this part has been punched out.

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[–] Grandwolf319 55 points 1 week ago (40 children)

Tim bits is what we use in Canada

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

The inclusion of a rape joke made this go from funny to unfunny so quickly.

Granted this was from 2010, and we were all making terrible jokes back then.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Timbits. even if they are not form Timmy's

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Tim Horton's sucks now so they should always be "not from Timmy's"

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