The Princess Bride!
Any other answer is... inconceivable
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Monty Python Quest for the holy grail.
Every character, every scene
I think this is the correct answer, at least in English language.
From the top of my head in roughly the right order:
Tis but a flesh wound You're father smells of elderberries We want...a shrubbery Watery tarts throwing swords at people is no basis for a government She turned me into a newt On second thoughts, it's a silly place Bravely bravely ran away You have to know these things when you're a king you know
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It took growing up to get it, but I love the scene where the peasant is explaining to King Arthur that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is a terrible basis for a system of governance.
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Now, you listen here: 'e's not the Messiah, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now go away!
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That would be the 1985 master piece Clue
Communism is just a red herring!
I'm going home to sleep with my wife!
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Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?!
You don't need any help from me, sir.
That's right! ...
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Airplane.
"Surely you can't be serious."
I am serious, and donβt call me Shirley.
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Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?
Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face.
You know what they call a quarter pounder in Paris?
And you will know that I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
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Hot Fuzz. Hands down.
Everyone's got guns round here. Like who? Farmers, Farmers mums.
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Ghostbusters:
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Back off man - Iβm a scientistΒ
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Listen! You smell something?
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What about the Twinkie?
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Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
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Yes itβs true, this man has no dick
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Ok, soβ¦ sheβs a dog
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When someone asks you if youβre a god, you say yes!
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Aim for the flat top!
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Cross the streams
β¦and much much more
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Also, dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
I'm not talking about the guys who built the fucking railroad here.
That rug really brought the room together.
I see youβre not a golfer.
Mind if a do a J?
You can guess what happens next?
He fixed the cable?
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Super Troopers
From "The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!" to "BEARFUCKER! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?!" almost every line in that movie is quotable and relevant to most situations.
Aliens
There is literally no competition. Every scene has at least 1 classic line. Aliens is also the gold standard reference used by all action movies since.
It's a dry heat
Nuke it from orbit
There goes our salvage guys
You got the duty, open that bag
Mostly
Game over man, game over!
Fuckin' aye
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- Blues Brothers
- Any Mel Brooks movie
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
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I have several ol' reliables:
Grandma's Boy: "high score? What's that mean?"
Snatch: "when you're in reverse, things tend to come from behind ya."
Tombstone: "i got two guns, one for each of ya."
Big Lebowski: "he's a good man Jeffrey. And thorough."
There's more, but those are probably my most quoted.
In French it s between AstΓ©rix mission Cleopatre and la citΓ© de la peur
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Old School and Office Space
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
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Borat
- In Bruges
- Snatch
A lot of quotes from the Batman Dark Knight have become pretty common lingo or at least widely recognized, like "not the hero we deserve but the one we need" or "you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" or even "some people just want to watch the world burn" or "it's not about the money, it's about sending a message", maybe also popularizing the whole "immovable object vs unstoppable force" etc.
That's a beautiful accent you have. New Jersey?
Lord of the rings
Well thatβs just, like, your opinion, man.
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