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[–] WoodScientist 19 points 6 hours ago (4 children)

Let's not mince words. Enough of the soft language.

If you bought a cybertruck, or any Tesla after Musk went full mask off, you are a Nazi collaborator. That is not hyperbole. That is not exaggeration. You are literally a Nazi collaborator. And you have the exact same moral culpability as an Nazi collaborator during the reign of the historical German Nazi Party. You voluntarily signed up to give tens of thousands of dollars to an overt white supremacist hellbent on the extermination of entire social groups. You gave tens of thousands of dollars to a Nazi. You are a Nazi collaborator.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

If you use Google, in any way, even by using an Android phone, you agree with the genocide of palestinians. That is not hyperbole. That is not exaggeration.

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[–] WoodScientist 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Fascism took over the US, because people like you thought fascists could never take over the US.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 minutes ago* (last edited 13 minutes ago)

Sure. A country based on racism, but it’s because of me that it turned out to be racist, even though I’m not a citizen of the USA and I knew it was a fucked up country based on its various issues like killing civilians, spying on everyone for "anti-terrorism" and "fight against CSAM"

Maybe it’s actually because there are many people like this, with many being still in power with no consequences because free speech apparently means freedom of spreading hate and misinformation

Maybe it’s because your country only lets people chose between 2 candidates and has a deeply flawed electoral system that promotes voting for whoever was elected by your favorite side (~left / right) without really thinking. It really is an all or nothing election.

But yea it’s definitely me and people that are like me.

Continue calling everyone a nazi and racist for no reason. You’re really helping the cause and convincing people.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago

true, if you use the internet at all, in any capacity you support the lifestyle of nazis (nazis use the internet)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Y’all are cheapening the meaning of Nazi. Call him a moron or something else.

[–] WoodScientist 2 points 3 hours ago

The Trump/Musk government meets all the textbook definitions of fascism. They're literally sending people, without due process, to overseas gulags. They're revoking the passports of groups who were also historically targeted by the Nazis. They're flagrantly violating court orders. They're using the exact same fear and intimidation tactics employes by the Nazis. The Nazis took over because people like you had a normalcy bias and assumed that the skinheads would never take over the place.

If you want to argue that they're technically just fascist, and not Nazis, fair enough. But if you need to make that distinction, I think the point is already lost.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you so much, I'm sick of people defending this shit, they can fuck right off. Dude has been a full blown Nazi for a hot minute too

[–] WoodScientist 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It reminds me of centrist Dem politicians. The same group that ran a campaign openly saying that Trump would institute a fascist coup now insist on pretending everything is normal. The greatest weapon of a latter-day fascist is the normalcy bias. Trump won the election because many people assumed those calling Trump a fascist were just exercising ordinary political hyperbole. Now we have an Apartheid billionaire reorganizing the government and a Secretary of Defense that has giant white power tattoo on his chest. The president is openly performing shakedown operations against legal firms and media outlets. And the regime is rounding people up without due process and shipping them off to an overseas gulag. The administration is doing this citing a law that was last used to inter Japanese Americans during WW2.

Hell, my passport was retroactively declared fraudulent because I happen to be a member of one of the groups that the fascists have defined as their internal enemies. My nation's government has decided that I do not deserve the right to leave the country. When it comes time to renew my passport, I'll be given a document completely useless for actual travel abroad.

And yet, we're supposed to play nice and pretend that this isn't fascism. It meets every definition of the word, but people are so blinded by normalcy bias that they can't see what's right in front of their face. They won't admit it's fascism until they're force to tour a literal death camp and walk past piles of charred corpses. And even then, they would have questions of whether this really was fascism.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 20 minutes ago

Yup I agree. Centrists and neoliberalism is a cancer of this country, literally enables fascism.

[–] thePicard 1 points 6 hours ago

Totally agree. Their ignorance is not a defence at this point.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (2 children)

you could pre order it like, a year or two before it actually released? Does the pre-order timing line up with this?

OFC you could still probably cancel that pre order, but idk what the timing looks like on that one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

anyone who is not banking on it to become a wild collectors item in 50 years or is a complete braindead idiot with too much money cancelled their preorder.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

He was a nazi long before these were out for pre order. Remember when he called the thai divers pedos? That was the beginning

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

I can see no way one could know about the cybertruck to buy it without also knowing how stupid Elon is. Even when they announced it, my first thought was "I like the look, but it's a Tesla so fuck that noise."

And yes, I do like how it looks. It's different, and I like the low-poly shape. If it wasn't also a huge piece of shit, made by a racist asshole I'd probably want one. Though I also thought it was half the size until I saw one in person.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 hours ago

I like the shape too but this car is a terrible, worthless pos in the most useless category of vehicles.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 hours ago

You forgot the hazard sharp geometries pose to the world around you. Sadly, this car shape must not be allowed. That being said they are not allowed to be driven where I live due to these reasons.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

It kinda looks neat in photos but in person it looks dog shit and the doofuses driving them look even more idiotic than the average lifted truck driving types somehow

[–] [email protected] 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Seeing one in the wild is like running your hand over smoth and lacquered wood and then catching a splinter.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

You very well could slice your hand open running it across the surface of a cybersuck.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, they look cool in person too. Musk is a piece of shit, and the construction of the cyber truck is just... Well it's a fucking deathtrap. But I'm not going to lie to myself like some insecure dumbass just because I hate the company; the truck does at least look cool. It would fit right at home in a sci-fi movie.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Maybe a straight to DVD sci-fi movie lol, but taste is subjective

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[–] [email protected] 138 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

I'll at least give people with Teslas the benefit of doubt, but if I see you with a Cybertruck I'm going to judge you.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (9 children)

I've started seeing the Juniper model Ys in my town. There are people who bought the Cybertruck before he was a nazi, but everyone who owns a Juniper Y was well aware he was a nazi when they bought the car.

It's unfortunate. It's actually a seemingly very cool car.

[–] thePicard 2 points 6 hours ago

Oh man, that’s insane and super frustrating. I would totally look the other way while someone destroys one of those.

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[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Dude, I was one of the first pre-orders for the cybertruck, but I canceled my order when I got the email that production started, and it was time to complete my pre-order.

We striking the line at the Nazi salute or the "pedo" comment about the cave rescuer?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Cave diver 100% did it for me.

[–] phdepressed 93 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I think the pedo comment should have woke people up in regards to the idiocy but the brand was still viewed relatively well at the time. The far-right philosophy and tantrums after the Twitter buy was when I think the line was visibly crossed for people with any morals. The nazi salute didn't cross that line any farther but dismantling needed/important government services starts hitting where unempathetic people can feel it, their wallets. Trump can advertise Teslas on the white house lawn as much as he wants, so long as Musk is affecting people's wallets the support he'll get is minimal.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The cave diver comments were what did it for me.

I mean, back then I was all about being against the popular thing, so I already was just tired of seeing his name in headlines. But after that I kinda went "oh so he really IS a piece of shit, that's some middle school level insults."

It was all downhill from there. The more you learned about him, the more you realize he's a garbage human who doesn't deserve to breathe air, let alone be in charge of anything.

Every comment on Twitter just screams" look at me, look at how cool I am please like me I'm so ~~lonely~~ awesome"

Most people were just giving him passes left and right because he bought tesla and spacex and managed to convince people he was in charge from the start and lead r&d. Scratching the surface even slightly showed none of that was true, but a lot of people didn't bother.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (12 children)

Howabout SolarCity?

Totally fradulent demonstration.

Hyperloop?

Laughably stupid in concept, Musk pretends he invented the idea... he did not. Never amounted to anything, other than its actual real purpose: setting back high speed rail in California by a decade +.

Neuralink?

Hired the assistant to an actual pioneer in the field, possibly illegally replicated his work, proceeds to torture a bunch of pigs and monkeys to death, most of the original team bails, and currently has produced a brain implant that is no better than, and may actually be worse than existing brain implants designed to help parapalegics and those with serious nervous system disorders, etc.

Rewriting history to pretend he actually founded Tesla?

Saying he's going to put cold gas thrusters in Teslas to make flying cars?

The Tesla Semi being a shitshow of false promises that were not delivered on?

All of the insane nonsense around BFR, now Starship+Superheavy?

Oh yeah, I'm still waiting to catch my reusable ICBM trip from Seattle to Tokyo, where the ICBM will be ready to go again in 2 hrs.

Starlink sats fail at such a high rate they are now about 90% of all known orbital debris that could endanger aircraft or the ground.

Starting out saying AI is a potential grave threat, being a skeptic, then suddenly doing an aboutface when maybe he can make more money by ... doing exactly what he'd warned against, barreling forward, developing it without extreme caution?

He's been an obvious con artist for at least half a decade now, more like a solid decade, purely from anyone just looking at his actual 'business acumen', ignoring all of his personal views or opinions of a political nature.

... But he developed a cult of personality around him, a whole bunch of emasculated, aggreived male dorks looking for the dork messiah, just believing Elon was personally the man who would transform today into the tomorrow of our dreams from the 80s and 90s.

Very few people actually stopped to check if his math actually mathed, and when they did check, and found it to be very, very sketchy at best... well Elon's fanboys and bot armies harassed them mercilessly.

It is a condemnation of the general public, all society, that it took until Elon just overtly became a goddamned supervillain Nazi Lex Luthor President for the general sentiment toward Elon to actually go negative.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Add those optimus robots that he "unveiled" in 2021 using a performer in a robot suit. Promised they'd be in production in 2023, then most recently showcased them again very clearly being controlled by human operators.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Yep, I forgot that one.

They can either do very basic pre planned routines, or they're controlled by guys in VR helmets and gloves.

Basically he remade Asimo from the late 90s with modern tech and materials, he is literally decades behind Boston Dynamics, hasn't innovated anything.

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[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm actually getting really pissed by this narrative that Musk only recently became a massive piece of shit. Check out his Behind the Bastards episodes, he's ALWAYS been a horrible person. Just like his father.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

His image was pretty good though. He hadn't seriously fucked up in the public eye until he called that guy a pedo who saved all those kids in Thailand back in 2018. It was all downhill from there.

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[–] heavy 33 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Well to be fair, the argument is similar to telling folks about to suffer from client change to sell their property and move. How are they gonna get rid of it? They're probably upside down on it too. Maybe you get lucky and sell it to a wealthy conservative?

[–] Kecessa 23 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I don't have much pity for people who are upside down on a vehicle that sells for the price of a Cybertruck

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago

There was never a time when the truck was not a stainless steel turd. I have never seen a review (by a technical person, not an influencer wank) that said "buy this truck, it's pretty good."

[–] Gullible 66 points 1 day ago

Cybertruck was first sold in November 2023. Musk was visibly vile long before, but particularly after the first half of 2023, and even more visibly in October when he officially purchased twitter and began onboarding nazis

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

On the other hand, driving around with an advertisement saying, "Elon is crazy and this was a bad investment" isn't the worst thing in the world.

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