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I can see no way one could know about the cybertruck to buy it without also knowing how stupid Elon is. Even when they announced it, my first thought was "I like the look, but it's a Tesla so fuck that noise."
And yes, I do like how it looks. It's different, and I like the low-poly shape. If it wasn't also a huge piece of shit, made by a racist asshole I'd probably want one. Though I also thought it was half the size until I saw one in person.
It kinda looks neat in photos but in person it looks dog shit and the doofuses driving them look even more idiotic than the average lifted truck driving types somehow
Seeing one in the wild is like running your hand over smoth and lacquered wood and then catching a splinter.
You very well could slice your hand open running it across the surface of a cybersuck.
Nah, they look cool in person too. Musk is a piece of shit, and the construction of the cyber truck is just... Well it's a fucking deathtrap. But I'm not going to lie to myself like some insecure dumbass just because I hate the company; the truck does at least look cool. It would fit right at home in a sci-fi movie.
Maybe a straight to DVD sci-fi movie lol, but taste is subjective
You forgot the hazard sharp geometries pose to the world around you. Sadly, this car shape must not be allowed. That being said they are not allowed to be driven where I live due to these reasons.
They look so much better painted. There's one in my area with an iridescent paint job that actually looks pretty awesome, or it would, if it wasn't an oversized nazimobile.
My current theory is that the Muskrat knows this and just figured out how to pass the cost for a paint job directly to consumers.
I like the shape too but this car is a terrible, worthless pos in the most useless category of vehicles.