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[–] [email protected] 3 points 23 hours ago

How about podcasting?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wait 50 years then run for president.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Since 4chan is mostly edgy teens, 50 years later is still just someone in their 60s, and apparently that's 20 years too young.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Becoming the CEO of Tesla has no age limit.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 2 days ago

Law enforcement is always a good fallback

[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 days ago

Overqualified.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only if you're racist though.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

And more importantly, they're on 4chan

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

You dont have to be a genius to think that people shouldnt be judged because of how they look from birth

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Careful, that can make Jim Jordan feel retarded.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago

It'll be nice to have smart people running things for a change. Relatively speaking...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Forrest Gump if he lived now