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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Fuck that, waste the kid too. There's no possible way he'll grow up to be anything but a shithead also ..he's already been imprinted with it as evidenced by his behavior in the Oval Office

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Musk = POS Nazi.

[–] Helvetica 60 points 1 week ago (2 children)

While I find the human shield arguments compelling, I figured he was just trying to virtue signal to the Republicans that he's a good, old fashioned family man just like them. "Republicans love kids and family, right, so if I show off my kid at all times they'll love me too, right? Please? Anyone? Please, love me."

He's too stupid to realize the right wing love of family is performative and they don't actually give a shit about kids.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

Probably a bit of that but the timing fits too perfectly with Luigi

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The first time I saw him with the kid, before the memes started, I literally said out loud to myself, "wtf is he using his kid as a human shield?" It was right after Super Mario Praxis dropped and that was my gut reaction.

It's possible he wants to seem like dad of the year, but lots of politicians have wanted that, and they don't do bring your kid to work day every day. Idk. Maybe it's a dual-purpose thing, but my money is primarily on human shield

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Yeah, the timing of him showing up with his kid suddenly is a bit too suspicious.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I have been wondering if keeping his kid around is some sort of anti-assassination strategy.

[–] KnowledgeableNip 78 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Young little Kevlar Musk only started showing up after Luigi.

[–] RowRowRowYourBot 9 points 1 week ago

I believe it is instead to prove someone likes Elon Musk.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Anyone going for Musk has already accepted there will be collateral damage.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

Trolley problem time.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

And what do we do with those cowards who use children as human shields?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Cannonball?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

We shoot the shields.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Shoot them in the dick.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Me, the premier genius of our era: "If I use my son as a hat, nobody be able to harm me."

Also me: "Going to do a big bump of ket, down a bottle of Jack, and have a surgeon rewire my dick to play music and shoot rainbows when I jerk off."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

I wonder if he's hiding his drugs on the kid?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago
[–] eletes 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I saw a wild theory get floated that if something were to happen, the kid could be used for blood transfusion.

We're on the darkest timeline if that were true

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

That kid isn't even half a blood transfusion 🤣

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

We should get Israel to kill Elon. They're always bragging about shooting children

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

100% meat shield 🥩🛡️

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

For those that don't recognize the reference, there's a book by Oliver Sacks entitled The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat.

It's a fantastic book and highly recommended if you're interested in neurology and the effects of brain injuries (especially of the right hemisphere.)