Maybe don't bust out all of the suns so early. Just moon her.
this post was submitted on 08 Mar 2025
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1000 sons is too many unless you’re Genghis Khan.
I hope nobody ever teaches anon how to be normal so that their damage raises as few kids as possible
she totally bismirched me and I demand satisfaction
