this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

When I was 8 my parents got married in Honolulu, the little jetty that is next to the outrigger had this chonk boy living in the rocks next to it, bro would just pop out and mean mug everyone.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When you peek from a rock, close your mouth 'round the clock, that's a moray.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

[ ] Introduce an entire generation to the joys of thalassophobia and megalophobia.

[–] W_itjust_works 5 points 2 days ago

No less, no Moray.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 4 points 2 days ago

Realistic goal setting is the first step towards a satisfied life.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Living the dream

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I'm so goddamn jealous.