this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When you peek from a rock, close your mouth 'round the clock, that's a moray.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

[ ] Introduce an entire generation to the joys of thalassophobia and megalophobia.

[–] W_itjust_works 5 points 1 month ago

No less, no Moray.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 4 points 1 month ago

Realistic goal setting is the first step towards a satisfied life.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Living the dream

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm so goddamn jealous.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

When I was 8 my parents got married in Honolulu, the little jetty that is next to the outrigger had this chonk boy living in the rocks next to it, bro would just pop out and mean mug everyone.