My Volkswagen flashes a message when I put the key in the ignition; "Depress clutch to start"
So I tell it that the majority of Yanks don't know how to use it and it starts every time.
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You guys do realize this is supposed to be a parody of boomer bullshit arguments right?
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Laughs in Allison 18 spd
Oh good I got here before the lemmy fuck cars brigade showed up
Hi, !fuckcars mod here. I absolutely love my manual transmissions and unironically fully endorse this meme.
I think you might be surprised at just how much crossover there is between car enthusiasts and people who hate car dependency. Cars ought to be like horses: they should be available for enthusiasts to play with, but it should be wholly unnecessary and considered kinda ridiculous to use them as routine transportation, especially in cities.
Frankly, I would prefer it if all transmissions were manual, as it would help encourage people who see driving as a chore to use other transportation modes instead.
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When car companies start charging for heated seats.. that’s why I stop buying brand new cars and go for older ones
I have never owned a car with an automatic transmission, and I am proud of that fact
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