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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 hours ago

THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION SPENT EIGHT MILLION DOLLARS MAKING TRANSGENDER MICE!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 hours ago

Created a fake album cover inspired by this!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

But no little tiny tusks? No trunk? Lame. Is it so wrong to want a tiny mammoth I can hold in one hand?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

You want a tiny mammoth, I want an aquarium sized whale... Where's the line? How long until there's a game show of duck sized horses or horse sized duck?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 21 hours ago

The 15ft tall 8,000 pound mouse was last seen rampaging in the downtown area. OK that's what I wanted the article to say.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

but the main ingredient remains the same: a mammoth.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

This was wise. They had to create the woolly mice so that when they create the woolly mammoths, they can woolly control them.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Oh my god I want one so bad

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I am skeptical of all articles with "scientists" in the title... but those mice are really cute. 😙

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why? How about focusing on preventing more extinctions instead of some Jurassic Park bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 22 hours ago

We already know how to prevent more extinctions. Better environmental laws, more green spaces, better conservation efforts, less suburban sprawl, etc. You know, things that will never happen.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

We have to experiment with mice before achieving the ultimate goal of laser shooting sharks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This means they’re gonna make wooly elephants and try to make us call them woolly mammoths.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

We spared no expense!

[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Everything weird about this aside... Those mice are fucking adorable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Agreed 100%. I know they arent for sale, but I kinda want to look into them as pets

[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 days ago (23 children)

Can I be nit-picky here for a second?

If you're genetically modifying an elephant for cold tolerance and fur growth, you're not "bring a mammoth back from extinction", you're creating a furry elephant. It may look somewhat like a mammoth, but genetically it's not a mammoth at all.

It's like saying you can genetically modify a homo-sapien to have a pronounced brow ridge and a hairier back and say that you've brought the neandertal back from extinction. No you haven't, you've just designed a human who looks different.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago

Well, the goal isn't to just create woolly mammoth-lile creatures by copying characteristics. The goal is to recreate the genome from what genome data we have into a living creature.

It's not like they are trying to create a sweded version, but take a creature that is already close and change the genes to match.

At least, that's how I understood it based on the article.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And next you’ll say that genetically-modified ears aren’t enough to make catgirls real either 😩

Can we let this one go? Not for science, not for accuracy, but for the prospect of having catgirls in our lifetimes, at least?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

And catboys! We can be equal opportunity here.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Give me the genetherapy that makes me an anthropomorphic dog.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 12 hours ago

I wonder if the Lemmy liberals are going to call you a transphobic troll for this comment

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

mouse sized woolly mammoth would be pretty fucking cool.

imagine the sound when he toots his little trunk.

could store him in the fridge.

[–] Timecircleline 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But how would he get in the fridge?

[–] Birch 16 points 1 day ago

Open door, giraffe goes out, mammoth goes in, close door

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kind of a dick move to bring an animal from the Ice Age, back to experience global warming.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago

Global warming 2 extinction boogaloo

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

gotta start somewhere

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago

They do look extremely cute though.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

Is this how we get tribbles?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

new Pokémon just dropped?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

How many butts do the mice have?

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