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[–] [email protected] 12 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I fail these fucking things every time. What is the correct answer supposed to be? I assume people are supposed to get it wrong in some specific way?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

A lot of times it 'fails' you on purpose to get more training data. If you pass the first check then it knows you're human, but gives you a second check with data its less sure about, to gather human responses. Thats why the second one usually has a bunch of pictures that then fade out to more pictures once you select them.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

It shouldn't be my responsibility to train their stupid software. Fuck the Internet. I miss 2007 Internet with Geocities, angelfire, xanga, Live journal and Myspace. Back in the day I had like 10 favorite sites I would visit daily. Now, the whole freaking Internet is delivered through maybe 4 apps owned by billionaires that actively want to harm us for selfish gain. I'm sure it was bad back then too, but at least we didn't funnel the entire Internet through a handful of private companies.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

smartphone apps suck (except some, like lemmy)
basically if it’s not on github, i’m not installing it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago

Sometimes mine is like 15 attempts and then it says congrats you're a robot

[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

Only the ones that are mostly filled. The ones where it pokes just a little bit, you can select or you could skip, it shouldn't really matter.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I have noticed that the chances of success increase if one "forgets" the ever so slightly in squares or things like bicycle handlebars.

I get the impression that perfectionists have to purposefully make mistakes to count as humans in these things.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I now take a rapid fire who cares if it’s wrong approach to these. If I bother at all…

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[–] [email protected] 94 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It says pick all squares that contain street light so it counts because it contains part of a street light. I get these wrong like 50 percent of the time so IDK.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But you know who doesn't get these wrong? Bots!

(Source: experimented with Skyvern)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago

Yeah, because these aren't to stop bots. They're to train bots.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I used to do this but have learned (like a fucking machine) that its best not to as that gives me a better success rate.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Good thing self-driving cars were trained on your data!

(Flashback to that Will Smith movie…)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Or... you got it right but they take the chance and ask again to grab info about how you solve some more.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I suck at these, apparently. I especially hate the motorcycles, but this goes for almost anything. Do I select the tile with just some wheel in it? Is the wheel a motorcycle too? What about the rider, are they the motorcycle? I mean, when a bike passes you on the road, you don't say "I got passed by a motorcycle and its rider". What about the pole the traffic light is on, does that count as part of the traffic light? I end up doing them for like ten minutes until my wife comes over and gets it first try.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

do motorbikes and mopeds count as motorcycles?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

They do but shouldn't. I had a captcha scooter recently.

Note: They didn't ask me to find the "scooter" squares.

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[–] feannag 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Highly recommend Buster extension. You click on it and it uses the audio version and solves it for you. Works like 95% of the time.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago

Ah, so we can now use an automated robotic script to prove we're human? :)

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Overthinking is a sign of not being a bot

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

sleep(10);

print("You might be right.")

[–] jballs 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Depending on the language, that might only sleep for 10 milliseconds, outing you as bot for sure.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

Got me the first time I was writing a bash script, sleep(1000)... Why is this not working???

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

It's based on whatever the majority of humans using captcha say. They ask multiple question on the captcha. Some are testing you on. Some they don't know and give to multiple people to figure out which boxes should be selected

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've found that if its only the tiniest bit then not to click. U also gotta account for the object hitboxes being rectangular. I have been trained by a machine in how to convince the machine I am human by lieing to it thus training the machine more wrong. A perfect case of misalignment lol.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It really does not matter is what I learned, I just click whatever I see in 1 second and that is it. I will have to redo some, but I always had to do that. So I stopped wasting any time.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Gaaah! Wait! What's the answer?? Sometimes I click that square, but other random times I don't.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

The answer is the time and decision making, not correct choices.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I always thought street lights ≠ traffic lights?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Yeah, that's just the comic author

[–] brbposting 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Audio captcha -> open-source* speech-to-text -> cursor inserts the captcha for me, w/o an extra dedicated CAPTCHA add on some of the corresponding potential hassles

(Closed-source superwhisper + Keyboard Maestro also make this a breeze on Mac :) )

* ggerganov/ whisper.cpp - Port of OpenAI's Whisper model in C/C++

[–] explodicle 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Audio CAPTCHA is a closed tab from me dawg. What do they think, I'm using a desktop computer at home like it's the 90's?

[–] brbposting 2 points 16 hours ago

It takes longer than doing it manually but I still employ speech to text on mobile 🙂

Since superwhisper uses some config (AVAudioSession?) that doesn’t interrupt media playback, it records even while the CAPTCHA speaks.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Just try to do the worst posible just to pass it but at the same time fuck up the AI mind

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