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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I will never understand this breed.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)

a lot of people don't care about animals. they just want something cute to own and brag about.

or that it's trendy and hip. like doodles. half the dogs at my park are doodles because they are a designer status dog breed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Agreed. It's sad that they exist. Everytime I look at them, I can only see an animal struggling to breathe.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

The sadist's favorite breed.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (18 children)

Imo the only humane thing to do is put them all down. Same with bulldogs.

Their entire existence must be suffering.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My mother in law has a bull dog, it's existence is pain.

It can't breathe right, it can barely see because of fat rolls on its head and skin tags on its eyelids, And it smells awful because of said fat rolls being hard to clean and keep dry.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I took my lab to the vet, and next to us was a bulldog, and it sounded like it lived in agony.

It's breathing was incredibly laboured, it could hardly walk and the noises it made just * existing * were awful.

I overheard her saying he was much better, I dread to think of what worse looked like.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Definitely thought you were going to say Your mother is a bulldog. I had some questions

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How about we start with outlawing the breed, Herr Fur-rer

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Co-worker at an old job had 2 pugs. Their eyes kept popping out of their sockets. It got to the point where she didn't even take them to the vet anymore when that happened, she just popped them back in herself. She saw nothing wrong with this. In fact, during the time I knew her, those two pugs were elderly and eventually died. She then went out and got another.

I mean.. wtf. Why would you support that?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh my God that can actually happen? TIL

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Yes, it’s a real thing. I wouldn’t recommend googling it.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

That's just a regular pug

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

The way I've heard it described "What if an alien race enslaved us and thought that people with down syndrome were their favorites and specifically bred that genetic trait because they liked it". That's similar to what people are doing with these pugs.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think a better example would be asthma and a nose so small it can't be used for breathing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I feel personally attacked by this comment.

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[–] PaupersSerenade 20 points 1 year ago

Make dogs dogs again

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

those mars air scenes from this movie were traumatizing as a child

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The original Total Recall

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Lmao same! Another childhood traumatizer for me was that scene in Demolition Man at the end where Wesley Snipes was frozen then shattered.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

This made my fucking day lmao

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"I get no respect, I tell 'ya!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Baron Harkonnen crossed with Battle Pug - hard to unsee

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