PaupersSerenade

Brisket Summer is best summer! I have friends in Texas that were telling me about grapefruit sized hail years back. We’ll get hail every once in a blue moon, but they’re more a whimsical pea sized variety haha

Yes? Not sure why I’d lie about that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I set up an auto replace on my phone so when I type ?! It’ll switch it to ‽ for me.

If it makes you feel better the four seasons in Cali are Summer, Wildfire, Mudslide, and Earthquake.

On the bright side my buddy from Hull lets me know when he takes his yearly vacation via pictures of ducks.

Stollen from Lemmy.

sigh I’m not happy I’m doing this either; maybe it’s the stress

I know the trope that this is playing on. I’m in collections myself for a lot of money for a partial heart attack scare (monitor your potassium levels!). It just feels icky to me since sexual assault of hospital patients absolutely does happen.

I guess for me it’s one thing to portray a doctor with a cheese grater (or the tens of other absurd variations on this meme) compared to an honestly more plausible sexual assault.

Then the double whammy of states just not helping women who want to carry to term but can’t.

All to say I see what the meme was aiming for, but I don’t love being raped as a punchline.

A quick rundown of The Onion brief if you missed it/it got pushed to the back with all the other bullshit that’s happened.

You’re the one who asked me if I had sex toys. Seems like you’re framing it just right.

Do you talk about your worries and fears to the fleshlight beside your bed? Do you try and plan a future with the magazine you’ve made sticky?

All to say I don’t care what gets your jollies off (legally of course) but there’s a huge difference between self pleasure and building a life with another human being.

Maybe you’ll experience it some day.

Am a woman - can confirm. It’s such a self own it’s laughable. They didn’t want a partner in the true sense to begin with.

Immediately thought of QI