this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

I think that oil rig is actually Saddam Hussein

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Gulf of California, Utah, and Mississippi.

Yes, I'll put the Gulf wherever the hell I want it.

[–] nuke 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can't believe you just CUM all over the place like that. Have you no shame?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Sssh. I need to concentrate.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Canada, Uzbekistan and Macedonia

Fuck you cums the whole planet

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

CUM all over the planet!

Lemmy grab the KY...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What the Hell did Kentucky do to you?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I live south of Kentucky, and daddy told me that shit flows south. I assume cum flows south too.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

For a while. Then it gets sticky, and more viscous, and eventually dries. At that point you can spray it with water and get it all slimy again. Maybe even use your hands to move it around. Especially the face. Maybe rub it into your hair.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

We're gonna need your expertise down here soon.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Oh NOW I get it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

If it was up to me I'd name it the North American Gulf.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You have to think this through. If it's the Gulf of CUM then what's leaking out of the oil wells? Semen. That's way better for the environment! We need to draw up a proposal before someone beats us to the punch