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[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Pack of camels has two meanings (actual camels vs. the cigarette brand). Mind blown.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Wait until you discover vaping and carts !!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They're terrible monsters that rob graves and feed on human flesh. Beware.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well yeah, but are they after my ciggies now too?

[–] activ8r 3 points 2 months ago

Apparently. Beware.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Those are teenagers who boof Zyn

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

I know some of those words

[–] TriflingToad 2 points 2 months ago

this reads like the "jorking my penitis" copypasta

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We found no goblins, we found no ghouls, because they don't exist!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

This one here, he's likely the ghoul. Only a ghoul denies the existence of ghouls

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Now I have! Mind blown x2

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Lost their camels, still have their toes.