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[–] [email protected] 97 points 6 days ago (2 children)

The bathroom pipes are not designed to handle human discharge other than your regular bathroom duties

Oh, please, if it can handle the diarrhea from Taco Bell, it can take anything.

[–] cocobean 49 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Younger men have goopier cum because of all the microplastics

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

It's stickier than hagfish slime.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I always wonder about this, it seems like such an obvious lie.

Any Lemmy plumbers want to confirm or deny that jism protein can fuck up the pipes?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago

Not a plumber but worked with one for 3 months. the urine seemed to be the worsg thing in the pipes. the solids settle out in the trap and elbows, building into a cake of urea/phosphorous cemented to the pipe. this is only anecdotal.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Fatbergs near apartment buildings are the problem more than anything. The local high schools where I live only have 8" sewer laterals

[–] [email protected] 67 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The blockage caused the pipe to burst? Is this an all boys school? Do they have 2500 students banging one out every 15 minutes? I mean, cum on, what an utter lie!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

These pipes are terrible quality

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago

They still gotta get to class on time.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 days ago

Please Remember It's Dope to Ejaculate

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

How can yall read this, shits blurrier than a Japanese porno

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I don't know about the desktop or other apps version but boost has an option to convert the image into "hd".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

That's pretty handy. I had no clue

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Sounds like sth to be careful with.. to bring back information that is missing, it needs to make stuff up

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

God damn, was this high school in Canada? What is coming out of them, maple syrup?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

Good ol shitpost

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

JFC, even the faculty needs sex ed at this school...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

I think it might be a joke