memes

"Always those bullshit hackers that makes me lag"

I played 3 games of cs last night, first game one tm was mad in the map voting screen because we voted for the wrong map and he threw the game because of it. Second game basically the same thing. Third map team didn't talk at all but we did win... its fun sometimes I swear.

Tbf I stopped playing BO:2 because of the full auto headseeking ballistic knives that went through walls in my Sticks and Stones matches.

*Inside windowless room alone*

*Ball knife to the head from nowhere*

"What the fuck?"

*Killcam.mp4*

*Guy is outside halfway across the map*

*Checks board, he's at 94k and 0d, everyone else at 0k and a bunch of deaths*

"Well, it was fun while it lasted."

then it comes down to a framerate drop and bullshit (and if you're playing a non-you character, you can also blame them personally eg. "Link what the fuck are you doing?")

I used to be good at games.

And then I got older, and now I have a job, and a family, and don’t take Ritalin recreationally.

I can’t keep up with the teenagers who spend 6 hours after school everyday playing, and that’s okay. I just play games that cater more to my time.

Last time I played call of duty I just alt-F4d and refunded after some guy kept zooming around the map and mowing me down with some busted SMG. Those games just aren’t for me anymore.