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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

It's a relatively minor difference, but for decades, I thought the lyric in Smashing Pumpkins' Muzzle went

🎵 My life has been extraordinary blessed and cursed at once 🎵

and it's been one of my favorite lines in any song. Except I was wrong. It goes

🎵 My life has been extraordinary blessed and cursed and won 🎵

It's not a favorite anymore.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Someone once told me that they thought the line in Uptown Funk was, "I'm too hot, hot ham!" and I've been hearing it that way ever since.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Here's to you Mrs. Robinson; She's a slutty moron you should know.

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[–] LaserTurboShark69 6 points 1 week ago

"Sewing machines of love"

-Tears for Fears

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

in my mind, the lyrics of no surprises by radiohead will always be

no one laughs and no surprises

rather than

no alarms and no surprises

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

🎶Concrete jungle wet dream toma-to!🎶

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Probably a tad obscure, but at the end of Set (Extended Mix) there’s a section where they repeat “converge” but I can’t help but hear ‘you’re a virgin’ XD

Then again I don’t like that better than the original lyric per se, it’s just different

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

GaaaAAAaaaay meeeen, gaaaaaaay men

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Lady Mondegreen sounds bad ass

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

And I'll sing all night and in the mornin' light

When your shades are on and your head's on ice

You'll know you've seen the redneck sodomy

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

In lay me down by the dirty heads, the line:

But they were seen by the good eye of the mean billy green

Should have been:

But they were seen by the keen eye of the mean billy green

[–] anindefinitearticle 3 points 1 week ago

That's when it's time to write a cover.

[–] Grass 3 points 1 week ago

I heard it properly the one time I heard the song on good speakers, but I always heard "I hope you dance" as "I want you dead"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Nah, my shit is borderline unintelligible madness.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

There used to be a greater power alone on the sea:
You became a light on the dark side of me. Love became a draw that I could not appeal. But did you know that when it snows, My eyes become alive, and the light that you shine can be seen?

Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Arrow in my head, arrow in my head, arrow has flew right trough my head, arrow that caused me this great pain, arrow that ruined my day!...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When you're in Morrowind, oh, baby, that's sick

[–] Grass 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I need to know the song title for this one

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Bad Romance - "Want you in my rear window, baby, you're sick"

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