You're killing me man, its not Sunday it's Tomorrow!! Enema shelves probably already empty by now!
this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2025
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I mean, nobody wants to pull out with the unspeakable on their unit.
That smell is an immediate mood-killer π
Speak for yourself
I kinda already did π
DOLT
Edit: we all already did on this blessed day
Ken M love obligates me to unbury you from downvotes.
Thereβs nothing wrong with a little corn on the knob.
I don't understand anal at all. It hurts and there's poop.
The drag queen Vanjie says she uses a teaspoon of mouthwash to douche with. O.o.
Itβs a forbidden fruit. Sadly itβs Durian
It hurts and there's poop.
Only if you do it wrong.
That's like saying "I don't understand baking at all. It hurts like hell when you pull that burning hot sheet out of the oven!"
No thanks. Anything that requires that much work to have sex is not appealing to me.
Maybe put mittens on before you pull out the hot sheet?
No thanks. Anything that requires that much work to bake is not appealing to me.
Well, it's not necessary for everyone. That's cool. You do you, friend.
Good prep can prevent both those things but yeah it's a whole event. I've never been particularly into it but I've had partners that love it. Just another way to get it on with someone
They knew. Honestly, there's probably a higher than average amount of anal on that day, so it makes perfect sense.
But where lube? Should be a kit.
If we keep this conversation going, it's going to quickly become that famous scene from Silicon Valley.
Wtf is up with the typography? Every letter is from a different font face...
Appears to be AI upscaled.
Hey Walgreens, my wife and I are confused... how do we do that romantic move where we weave our hands together to sip champagne with these?