this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2025
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[–] Jtek 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I mean, nobody wants to pull out with the unspeakable on their unit.

That smell is an immediate mood-killer πŸ˜…

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Jtek 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

DOLT

Edit: we all already did on this blessed day

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Ken M love obligates me to unbury you from downvotes.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There’s nothing wrong with a little corn on the knob.

[–] Jtek 14 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I don't understand anal at all. It hurts and there's poop.

The drag queen Vanjie says she uses a teaspoon of mouthwash to douche with. O.o.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

It’s a forbidden fruit. Sadly it’s Durian

[–] zarkanian 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It hurts and there's poop.

Only if you do it wrong.

That's like saying "I don't understand baking at all. It hurts like hell when you pull that burning hot sheet out of the oven!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No thanks. Anything that requires that much work to have sex is not appealing to me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Maybe put mittens on before you pull out the hot sheet?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

No thanks. Anything that requires that much work to bake is not appealing to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Well, it's not necessary for everyone. That's cool. You do you, friend.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Good prep can prevent both those things but yeah it's a whole event. I've never been particularly into it but I've had partners that love it. Just another way to get it on with someone