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[–] [email protected] 157 points 1 year ago (2 children)

1080x31699 is the ideal resolution

[–] spez 25 points 1 year ago

glory to the ffmpeg gods!

[–] JohnDClay 12 points 1 year ago

Must be why it's taking forever to load

[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 year ago

Post be looking like a cvs reciept.

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I expected Jessica to be the one who caused the accident that killed Anon's parents, and that's how she became blind.

Good story tho

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Didn't know the Joker ended up marrying Bruce in the sequel

[–] spez 46 points 1 year ago (3 children)

May god help you in reading this.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This post is Jessica's revenge on the sighted

[–] spez 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

I did, and now it's me who is crying.

Can we appreciate for a moment what a hero his uncle is? I'm feeling so happy for all of them!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

im just impressed the whole image is readable since im is used to every website compressing things

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not crying, you are crying!

Also, we really need a tag for this.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I am also definitely not crying

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Good greentext. I wish I could tell anon that he really does deserve her, he doesn't need to feel so unworthy.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yea, it always hurts when I see people have such a low sense of self value. Everyone is worthy and deserving of love. If we all understood that about ourselves we wouldn’t have incels or their ilk. If everyone could embrace their innate sense of self worth the world would be a much better place.

[–] newIdentity 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It just isn't as easy when you're depressed. You just think that you're not worth anything.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I’ve got major depressive disorder, I know that quite well.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

So how do I read this? Request taxi clearance to runway 34L?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

just zoom in and scroll bruh. sync does that automatically

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I know, its just a playful jab at the absolute size of this lad

[–] spez 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

can't zoom? If not then try opening it in a browser - https://files.catbox.moe/4qxowb.jpeg

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I can zoom. I was just trying to be funny with a jab at the absolute size of this lad. I appreciate you!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What kind of porn is this?

[–] spez 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Every instance has a spez.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think it's fake. Most blind people have modern smartphones. They are actually great tools for blind people with powerful accessibility features. Just the camera alone with text recognition. No way a blind person in her age would have used a flip phone.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe but if you go off the dates this was posted and take in the about 2 years of time skip in it. I don't think it's at all crazy a blind person in 2017 had a flip phone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Especially if they've had the flip phone for a couple years at that point too. 2015 flip phone for a blind person is believable.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (5 children)

how the ios apps rendered this extra long image:
memmy: cannot zoom (cannot read it)
lift off: okay zoom, horizontal stretch
thunder: limited zoom, horizontal stretch
voyager: okay zoom, no distortion

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sync handles it correctly w the image zoomed to fill the screen horizontally

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[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Meanwhile

Jerboa: Image failed to load

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

yeah in the thumbnail but tapping it then works perfectly fine, zooms enough and no distortion

[–] spez 3 points 1 year ago

firefox : works

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Sync on android : no prob, cuz. I got your back.

Click on it. Zooms in automatically.

Yes it costs money or pushes ads down your throat but it is such a nice app.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Best thing Which I ever read. I always think 4-chan is a place for racist and troller but this change my mind.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Just stay away from the site to keep your innocence intact.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Thought Anon was a lying virgin after she lead him to the bedroom and skipped the events but it made sense at the end

[–] vulnerability 11 points 1 year ago

This was so good, the whole time I was just yelling to not have a bad ending and ruin my day. I wish my life could turn around like this.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Man, with the shit that I've seen, imma be honest, I did not expect this to be so wholesome

[–] Bread 8 points 1 year ago

Conspiracy time, she spilled the drinks on him intentionally. She knew what she was doing. Gotta get a slice of Anon.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fake and gay

If anon cared about self improvement, he wouldn't be on there, but on facebook, making dad jokes

Something bad happened somewhere

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] god 3 points 1 year ago

I was fully expecting Jessica to die by the end. I was like "aaand cancer?" every couple scrolled pages. The end caught me off guard cuz she was alive and uncle too. I thought the paper bag was cancer, I thought the uncle's letter was cancer. The internet has ruined me. Lmao

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